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Behind the green glass door...

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Originally posted by greenphantom
Rangers but no UEFA cup 😵
Try again.

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Two of Nordlys' "giraffes filled with whipped cream" filled with yogurt, topped off with cool whip.




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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Two of Nordlys' "giraffes filled with whipped cream" filled with yogurt, topped off with cool whip.




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They aren't mine, they are Zappa's.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
They aren't mine, they are Zappa's.
Do you suppose he would mind if you took them for a little troll stroll?



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Originally posted by pawnhandler
spoons but no knives
eels but no fish
Balloons but no Clowns...

Geeks but no nerds...

-J

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
mittens but no gloves
stools but no chairs
books but no magazines
tortillas but no tacos
and a comb
and a brush
and a bowl full of mush

and a quiet old lady whispering, "hush".

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Life but no love
Martini but no olives

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Life but no love
Martini but no olives
Feet but no shoes
teeth but no dentures
sleet but no snow
buttons and zippers but no velcro or snaps
mussels but no clams
carrots but no peas

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Originally posted by darvlay
Titties but no breasts
Bennies but no ludes
Beer but no wine
Booze but no liquor
Asses but no donkeys

(I cheated)
I was just about to ask, where is all the porn from behind the green door.

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Flattery without friendship, sex without love,

wealth without happiness or peace of mind.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Titties but no breasts
Bennies but no ludes
Beer but no wine
Booze but no liquor
Asses but no donkeys

(I cheated)
thats better 🙂

It wouldn't have been cheating if you hadn't admitted it.

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Two elephants with pink parachutes

jumping out of a baby blue plane.

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glass, wood and steel, but no nails or ties.
plenty of food but no hunger.
green hills but no plains,
stiff batter with no fish

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suffering but no pain
bliss and happines, but no laughter or smiles