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Rats. Now that would hurt.

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I think the thread assumes you HAVE to be eaten by one or the other - not what you would do if they were trying to eat you (I would probably have a bit of a go at stopping them if it was me)

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Shark(s), and hoping they were big sharks.

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Originally posted by SJ247
Shark(s), and hoping they were big sharks.
That is an extremely good point!

(I may have well asked whether being eaten alive by a single piranha is more comfortable than a lion.)

Let us assume the shark in question is none other than the Great White Shark.

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Shark. I have these horrible images of a cat playing with it's prey.

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Originally posted by nihilismor
On a related note; would you rather drown or be burnt to death in 1/4 the amount of time it takes you to drown?
If you still would rather drown, at what ratio would you rather burn?

(Use 0 for instantaneous combustion)

(Use 1/1 for the same amount of time for death by combustion as death by drowning.)

Honestly use the maximum ratio for burning you would accept.

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Originally posted by nihilismor
If you still would rather drown, at what ratio would you rather burn?

(Use 0 for instantaneous combustion)

(Use 1/1 for the same amount of time for death by combustion as death by drowning.)

Honestly use the maximum ratio for burning you would accept.
Drowning has to be preferable. One violent inhalation, and blacking out takes only seconds.
Burning? That's a crap way to die. Skin melts, hot gas inhaling melts the airways. Not good.

As for lion versus shark, that is a bad choice, but at least both have the potential to kill quickly.
Worse case scenario has to be hyenas, wolves or wild dogs. Soft bits first, incapacitating their prey is incidental to these guys, as they immobilise through force of numbers rather than a death hold.

Being eaten legs and abdomen first by hyenas has to be my vision of hell on earth.
That and a world without cheese.

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Originally posted by mazattack
Actually, wouldnt a lion bite your neck, killing you quickly, whereas you would slowly drown while being torn apart with a shark.

The moral? Stay indoors.
Ideally a lion would take you by the throat.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
IT WOULD BE AN HONOR TO BE EATEN BY A BIG CAT!
Nice retro reference Phlabs! I miss those BIG CAT discussions ...

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Originally posted by Policestate
Being eaten legs and abdomen first by hyenas has to be my vision of hell on earth.
That and a world without cheese.
Hahahaha!

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Originally posted by nihilismor
Honestly use the maximum ratio for burning you would accept.
I have a feeling that no matter what my answer is, I'd be calling myself stupid as I experienced the burn, and that seconds feel like years. Nothing would be "acceptable", so I say 0.

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In Africa ...

The pussy eats you ...

(apologies to ladies present but sometimes, I can't resist.)

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Originally posted by Aiko
And you can hit the shark on the nose to scare it away (so they say). I don't know about this with lions...
Well actually. If a shark is have a nibble on you the best thing to do is grabs its gills or try get a finger in its eye.

Punching something that weights 1000 times more than you on a blood lust is like tackling a rampaging hippo.

If the shark is just curious (80% of shark attacks) a punch will deter it, but if it is hungry and has identified you as a meal then you have to threaten it and they are very protective of their gills especially.

I've swum next to a raggie and a hammerhead and basically, if those awesome animals decide to make you dead, you're dead and you most probably won't even know what hit you.

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Originally posted by nihilismor
Would you rather be eaten alive by a lion or a shark?
Which would you rather eat ? A shark or Lion ?

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Originally posted by Aiko
And you can hit the shark on the nose to scare it away (so they say). I don't know about this with lions...
I would guess that hitting a lion would be a dangerous thing to do. Maybe it would not matter if the lion is killing you.