"Like Battlestar Galactica much?"
"Want to play dirty chess? It's just like normal chess, except we play in the mud. Either way, you won't be able to beat my Ruy."
"Do you like guys named Achmed?"
"Is that your real face? Cause if not, nice work!"
"I used to have a purse just like that. But now I use a wallet. Do you like irony, by any chance?"
"Hi. My name is George. I'm unemployed and live with my parents." ~ George Costanza
Ironically, the George Costanza worked for him on the show.
Cheap approach:
"This is your lucky day, babe. I gots me a few quarters for the toilet right here."
Charmingly confused:
"How would you like to see me peek in ecstacy? Or better yet, how would you like me to see you peek? I mean, if you do peek. Er... would you like to have sex with me?"
Bold:
"Are you really wearing a bra? Nooooo. You're kidding right? I'm gonna call you on it. I'm gonna call you on it now." * Groping time *
Trying:
"I can read your mind. Let's see, I sense that you live in roooooooom..."
Simple straight-forward:
"I have a need. You have the goods. Let's not argue away what could possibly be the best night of our lives."
Sales argument:
"I'm told I twitch magically at the moment of eruption. No other man can twitch like me. Wanna try it? I won't even charge you the first time around."
Insurance:
"It doesn't matter what you say or do, 'cause I got me a real nice health insurance. You know how I got me a real nice health-insurance? It's 'cause I've never had any real health problems. How would you like to get a little healthier with me tonight?"
Fun guy:
"HEY BABY!!!! YOU AND I!!!! YOU KNOW? YOU AND I!!!! YEAH!!!!" * rotating hips in a circular motion *
Misguided:
"You're not really all that good looking, but if you really need it I s'pose we can have a go."