Best Homor Simpson Quotes

Best Homor Simpson Quotes

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Lisa: "What if I said you could lose weight without dieting or exercise?"

Homor: "I'd say you're a lying scumbag!"

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Real horror.

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Two of his best involve the hippopotamus.


"Remember your hippopotamus oath!".(Being one of them).

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Worst day of your life so far.



I stole the idea. It's mine now.

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On the phone:

"Operator - give me the number for 911"

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Alcohol. The cause of , and answer to most of life's problems.

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D'oh

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Originally posted by lemondrop
D'oh
very concise...

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Alcohol. The cause of , and answer to most of life's problems.
Popped in to this thread to list this one. I can still contribute a video though...

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Originally posted by Russ
Popped in to this thread to list this one. I can still contribute a video though...

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My favourite episode is the one where Homer discovers that one of his new found friends is gay, and he decides to take Bart on a hunting trip to try and ensure he is not 'turned'. There are some wonderful lines in it.

Marge: [trying to break the news that Homer's friend is gay] Homer, he prefers the company of men.

Homer: Who doesn't?

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“ "Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!" ”

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Originally posted by lemondrop
D'oh
Ha, ha.

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Who's "Homor"?

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Who's "Homor"?
C'mon Suzi - you know.

The Iliad.

The Odyssey.

They didn't write themselves!!!

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Who's "Homor"?
Homor is the hint that Homer and Houmor are friends 😉