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  1. Joined
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    17 Jun '17 12:42
    Lisa: "What if I said you could lose weight without dieting or exercise?"

    Homor: "I'd say you're a lying scumbag!"
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    17 Jun '17 12:56
    Real horror.
  3. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    17 Jun '17 13:17
    Two of his best involve the hippopotamus.


    "Remember your hippopotamus oath!".(Being one of them).
  4. Standard memberapathist
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    17 Jun '17 22:171 edit
    Worst day of your life so far.

    YouTube

    I stole the idea. It's mine now.
  5. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    17 Jun '17 22:31
    On the phone:

    "Operator - give me the number for 911"
  6. Subscriberhuckleberryhound
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    17 Jun '17 22:49
    Alcohol. The cause of , and answer to most of life's problems.
  7. Subscriberlemondrop
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    D'oh
  8. SubscriberPonderable
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    18 Jun '17 20:08
    Originally posted by lemondrop
    D'oh
    very concise...
  9. SubscriberRuss
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    21 Jun '17 09:464 edits
    Originally posted by huckleberryhound
    Alcohol. The cause of , and answer to most of life's problems.
    Popped in to this thread to list this one. I can still contribute a video though...

    YouTube : "To Alcohol! The Cause O...
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    21 Jun '17 11:351 edit
    Originally posted by Russ
    Popped in to this thread to list this one. I can still contribute a video though...

    [youtube "To Alcohol! The Cause Of, And Solution To, All Of Life's Problems"]SXyrYMxa-VI[/youtube]
    My favourite episode is the one where Homer discovers that one of his new found friends is gay, and he decides to take Bart on a hunting trip to try and ensure he is not 'turned'. There are some wonderful lines in it.

    Marge: [trying to break the news that Homer's friend is gay] Homer, he prefers the company of men.

    Homer: Who doesn't?
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    21 Jun '17 11:42
    “ "Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!" ”
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    21 Jun '17 18:36
    Originally posted by lemondrop
    D'oh
    Ha, ha.
  13. SubscriberSuzianne
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    22 Jun '17 07:18
    Who's "Homor"?
  14. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    22 Jun '17 08:49
    Originally posted by Suzianne
    Who's "Homor"?
    C'mon Suzi - you know.

    The Iliad.

    The Odyssey.

    They didn't write themselves!!!
  15. SubscriberPonderable
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    26 Jun '17 16:35
    Originally posted by Suzianne
    Who's "Homor"?
    Homor is the hint that Homer and Houmor are friends 😉
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