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A guy enters bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, "Here’s a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I'll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks." The crowd agrees. The guy drops his pants and puts his privates in the gator's mouth. Gator closes mouth. After a minute, the guy grabs a beer bottle and bangs the gator on the top of its head. The gator opens wide, and he removes his genitals unscathed. Everyone buys him drinks. Then he says: "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." After a while, a hand goes up in the back of the bar. It's a woman. "I'll give it a try," she says, "but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."

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Rec'd!

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Originally posted by Busygirl
Rec'd!
Baaaah!

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So this guy sets up a devil worship circle, pentangle in sand around him, candles, ancient texts, the whole works, calls for the devil, after a while the devil shows up, says whats up? The guy says I want to be the most famous and richest man on the planet. The devil strokes his chin in his devilry way, after a time says 'ok, but you must in return give me the souls of your wife and three children'.
The guy looks back at the devil and says: Just one minute here, what's the catch?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
A guy enters bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, "Here’s a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I'll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks." The crowd agrees. The guy drops his pants and puts his privates in the gator's ...[text shortened]... says, "but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."
LOLOLOL

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
A guy enters bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, "Here’s a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I'll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks." The crowd agrees. The guy drops his pants and puts his privates in the gator's says, "but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."
"Best" must be the new "same old stupid joke."

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
A guy enters bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, "Here’s a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I'll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks." The crowd agrees. The guy drops his pants and puts his privates in the gator's ...[text shortened]... says, "but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."
That is really an old, old joke and I believe you messed it up.πŸ˜•

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
That is really an old, old joke and I believe you messed it up.πŸ˜•
Bluto went to mount Olive so popeye smacked him one!!!!

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Originally posted by phil3000
Bluto went to mount Olive so popeye smacked him one!!!!
Huh??
Is someone going to put a joke in this thread somewhere? I'd post one but all the jokes I know are for kids. I'd tell you the one about the butter but you'd have to promise not to spread it.

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How to get your wife excited during sex:



Wipe your penis off on the curtains. LOL!!!πŸ˜€

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Originally posted by gregsflat
How to get your wife excited during sex:



Wipe your penis off on the curtains. LOL!!!πŸ˜€
I'm sure the word #moan# is ment to be in that joke.

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Originally posted by yo its me
I'm sure the word #moan# is ment to be in that joke.
Typically I don't make comments on others selling and punctuation. But really, number signs? Surely the proper quotation mark key is as easy to use, if not easier. Explain yourself.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Typically I don't make comments on others selling and punctuation. But really, number signs? Surely the proper quotation mark key is as easy to use, if not easier. Explain yourself.
I'm using a new key thingy, hope I'm excused!

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Originally posted by gregsflat
How to get your wife excited during sex:



Wipe your penis off on the curtains. LOL!!!πŸ˜€
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