A disheveled and more than a bit stinky homeless guy is walking along, minding his own business, when he comes across a beautiful woman standing at the rail of a bridge looking down into a deep chasm.
As he gets near he calls out to her asking if she's alright. The young lady reacts violently and shouts, "Don't come any closer! I'm going to jump off this bridge and kill myself! Don't try to stop me!"
The homeless guy, being a big fan of personal freedom, gives this some thought and says, "Alright, I won't try to stop you, but, I have a favor to ask. I'm down on my luck and I haven't felt the touch of a woman in a long time. Would you have sex with me before you go?"
The woman is horrified and yells at our hero. "Your disgusting! What a horrible thing to ask. Get away from me you filthy pig!"
Our hero gives this a moments consideration and says, "No problem, I'll just go wait at the bottom?"
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Originally posted by @hand-of-hecateUproariously hilarious!! 🙄
A disheveled and more than a bit stinky homeless guy is walking along, minding his own business, when he comes across a beautiful woman standing at the rail of a bridge looking down into a deep chasm.
As he gets near he calls out to her asking if she's alright. The young lady reacts violently and shouts, "Don't come any closer! I'm going to jump ...[text shortened]... hero gives this a moments consideration and says, "No problem, I'll just go wait at the bottom?"
Originally posted by @ponderableThat thread is full of crap one liners and knock knock jokes. This one is meant for premium lulz.
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Originally posted by @hand-of-hecategood one!
That thread is full of crap one liners and knock knock jokes. This one is meant for premium lulz.
Originally posted by @hand-of-hecateDisgusting as usual!!!
A disheveled and more than a bit stinky homeless guy is walking along, minding his own business, when he comes across a beautiful woman standing at the rail of a bridge looking down into a deep chasm.
As he gets near he calls out to her asking if she's alright. The young lady reacts violently and shouts, "Don't come any closer! I'm going to jump ...[text shortened]... hero gives this a moments consideration and says, "No problem, I'll just go wait at the bottom?"
10 thumbs down for that one!!!
-VR
Originally posted by @captain-strangeThat’s crap.
Yesterday I walked past a dishevelled busker playing Breakfast in America.
I said that's Supertramp.
He replied thanks very much.
Originally posted by @very-rustyYou’re a humorless turd wagon.
Disgusting as usual!!!
10 thumbs down for that one!!!
-VR
Originally posted by @ponderableThis thread will also have my critique of your posted jokes.
good one!
Originally posted by @hand-of-hecateMicroscopic thread.
This thread will also have my critique of your posted jokes.
Originally posted by @hand-of-hecateAnd you are just a turd, hop on the wagon! 😛
You’re a humorless turd wagon.
-VR