Best Joke You've Heard Lately

Originally posted by @very-rusty
And you are just a turd, hop on the wagon! 😛

-VR

I'll hop on you anytime you want big boy.

Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate
I'll hop on you anytime you want big boy.

Never in person though eh, big boy?....LOL... We both know what a whimp you are!!!

-VR

Originally posted by @very-rusty
Never in person though eh, big boy?....LOL... We both know what a whimp you are!!!

-VR

You can be on top then.

Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate
That thread is full of crap one liners and knock knock jokes. This one is meant for premium lulz.

Then whydid you nick it from Sexy Losers without acknowledging Clay, you perverted cheapskate?

Originally posted by @shallow-blue
Then whydid you nick it from Sexy Losers without acknowledging Clay, you perverted cheapskate?

Because I heard it from a guy named Rick and have no idea what you're on about you blithering duck faced git.

Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate
Because I heard it from a guy named Rick and have no idea what you're on about you blithering duck faced git.

And you call others stupid, just pay attention to what is being said instead listening to your own drum.

-VR

Yesterday when in town I saw H o H pickpocket a midget.
I went up to him and said 'how can you stoop so low.'

Originally posted by @the-gravedigger
Yesterday when in town I saw H o H pickpocket a midget.
I went up to him and said 'how can you stoop so low.'

I am even surprised he was able to pick him up! 😛 😉

-VR

Originally posted by @very-rusty
I am even surprised he was able to pick him up! 😛 😉

-VR

You should teach the rest of your body to limbo like that noggin of yours.

Originally posted by @freakykbh
You should teach the rest of your body to limbo like that noggin of yours.

Did I pull your chains?

-VR

Two or three males here wanna rub dicks. Not saying I'm not involved.

Fred? zat you? You like unwashed plates. Good to see you, all powerful buzzing and shiit.

Originally posted by @apathist
Two or three males here wanna rub dicks. Not saying I'm not involved.

I'm down if you are.

Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate
I'm down if you are.

You are always down on something hard! 😛

-VR

Originally posted by @very-rusty
You are always down on something hard! 😛

-VR

What's the over/under on your heart rate just typing something like that out?
I'm guessing you moved from high 160's to nearly 200's the closer you got to the end of the sentence.