This is from a user named ''retard'':
''washington d.c., i'm a republican, moron, coke user, power hungry, corperate f$%# doll and my dad's initials are GB. My wife's name is Laura. We, her and I, have not had sex for nearly nine years!! I'm tempted to pursue the help{pages, interns, chaimber maids etc.}, but the previous guy got in some kind of trouble for that?? My friend Dick said it was not a good idea. He's kind of grumpy!! So i guess I'll just f$#@ you instead! I will probably be leaving Wash. soon.ireallythinki'movermy''
I like my mate Stu's, reproduced below:
Single White/Black General late 20's astonishingly attractive, WLTM Black/White General with army of 16 at disposal, with view to being annihilated in relentless wave of chess mediocrity. Non-smokers preferred.
If you'd met him you'd fine the 'astonishingly attractive' part particularly amusing. He's known as singlemalt by the way, if anyone wants to give him a game.
Rich.
Originally posted by garyminfordHehe, I recall my uncle doing something similar to yours. Basically he said it was "just good manners" to 'warn' your opponent when you could take his queen, instead of saying 'Check' you had to say 'Queen'. I think I will do the same to my nephews one day 🙂
Yeah, yours is good too pcaspian. I think you should make fun fun of the size of their pawns too.😀