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A thread for all the best quotes. It can be your own quote. Even funny ones too...

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Originally posted by Algorithm
A thread for all the best quotes. It can be your own quote. Even funny ones too...
Those who cling to worthless idols, forfeit the grace that could be theirs.

Can't recall who said that it was so long ago.

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"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."

Willy Wonka

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I like pigs.
Dogs look up to us.
Cats look down on us.
Pigs treat us as equals.

Winston Churchill.

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There are three kinds of people in this world.
Those who can count and those who can't.

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a little bit of pain never hurt anybody (lol)

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Originally posted by psychoalpha
a little bit of pain never hurt anybody (lol)
could it be because pain is your greatest teacher lol!

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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Stephen Wright

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If someone pulls a knife ,you pull a gun
If they put you in hospital you put them in the morgue.

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Originally posted by boarman
If someone pulls a knife ,you pull a gun
If they put you in hospital you put them in the morgue.
LOL! Another worthy recipient for the Nobel Peace Prize. šŸ˜µ

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Originally posted by chrissyb
LOL! Another worthy recipient for the Nobel Peace Prize. šŸ˜µ
Only if its against one of your competitors for it LOL

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It make take some time, but eventually I'll figure out what you really want and withhold it from youšŸ˜›

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Plonker.

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Favourite witty retort....

Lady at party: Winston Churchill, you're drunk!
Churchill (slurring): Yes my dear, and you are ugly. But I'll be sober in the morning...

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That's not a knife, THIS is a knife!

Mick 'Crocodile' Dundee