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Build a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day.

Set a man on fire, and you keep him warm the rest of his life.

who is the more foolish? the fool or the fool who follows?

"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"

- "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre", 1948

Originally posted by Hindstein
Favourite witty retort....

Lady at party: Winston Churchill, you're drunk!
Churchill (slurring): Yes my dear, and you are ugly. But I'll be sober in the morning...

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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

George Burns (1896 - 1996)

“Chess is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe they are
doing something very clever when they are only wasting their time”
(George Bernard Shaw)

"Chess is a sad waste of brains."

Sir Walter Scott

"The fool learns from his own his own mistakes, the wise man learns from the fool's too..."

Could this be appliable to Chess too?

Turnover is vanity - Profit is sanity

Anon

Originally posted by invigorate
Turnover is vanity - Profit is sanity

Anon

Originally posted by ElleEffSeee
That dude on 'Dragon's Den' said that tonight!

Originally posted by invigorate
I know - in rang loud bells with me. I'm good at vanity (shame about the my insanity)
I thought it was a great quote

A quote I have used on several occaisons, whenever a really disturbing neighbour has moved out:

"Free at last, free at last. Thank god almighty, I´m free at last"

Originally said by one Martin Luther King

look up steven wright. there is a list of his quotes somewhere on the net. OOhh, and ditto kurt vonnegut, my absolute living hero.
Tame

I hope I'm not taking all the fun out of it. I am just hopeless at remembering things like jokes and quotes and my mums birthday and how fast I should be driving and whether the tag on my leather underwear goes at thefront or the back. They sort of fit both ways anyway