Can you help me please. I am trying to make a good song about my make called scott. He has a cousin called Michelle. This is my verse
Scott has a cousin called michelle
they f*** each other you can tell
They all have 5 babies and they all have rabies
Sorry about the language. Do you like it can you add a verse or two on to help me
Thanks
Raul
Originally posted by Raul342do you have a day job? don't quit it if you do
Can you help me please. I am trying to make a good song about my make called scott. He has a cousin called Michelle. This is my verse
Scott has a cousin called michelle
they f*** each other you can tell
They all have 5 babies and they all have rabies
Sorry about the language. Do you like it can you add a verse or two on to help me
Thanks
Raul
Originally posted by Raul342Hopefully the sound of banjos will drown out the rest of the lyrics...
Can you help me please. I am trying to make a good song about my make called scott. He has a cousin called Michelle. This is my verse
Scott has a cousin called michelle
they f*** each other you can tell
They all have 5 babies and they all have rabies
Sorry about the language. Do you like it can you add a verse or two on to help me
Thanks
Raul
Originally posted by Booyah333COMPANY:
My favorite song about chess.
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me
THE AMERICAN:
Bangkok, Oriental setting
And the city don't know that the city is getting
The creme de la creme of the chess world in a
Show with everything but Yul Brynner
Time flies -- doesn't seem a minute
Since the Tirolean spa had the chess boys in it
All change -- don't you know that when you
Play at this level there's no ordinary venue
It's Iceland -- or the Philippines -- or Hastings -- or --
or this place!
COMPANY:
One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
And if you're lucky then the god's a she
I can feel an angel sliding up to me
THE AMERICAN:
One town's very like another
When your head's down over your pieces, brother
COMPANY:
It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
To be looking at the board, not looking at the city
THE AMERICAN:
Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town --
COMPANY:
Tea, girls, warm, sweet
Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite
THE AMERICAN:
Get Thai'd! You're talking to a tourist
Whose every move's among the purest
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine
COMPANY:
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me
THE AMERICAN:
Siam's gonna be the witness
To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness
This grips me more than would a
Muddy old river or reclining Buddha
And thank God I'm only watching the game -- controlling it --
I don't see you guys rating
The kind of mate I'm contemplating
I'd let you watch, I would invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you
So you better go back to your bars, your temples, your massage
parlours --
COMPANY:
One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
A little flesh, a little history
I can feel an angel sliding up to me
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me.
Originally posted by darvlayWell, my name is Michelle
Hello my name is Scott
and I suffer from Crotch-rot
My dirty little bean is turnin' red
Well, I caught this itchy hell
When I f*cked my cuz michelle
On my rancid pile of sheets I call a bed.
And I'm a proper Southern Belle
But I got a weakness for the men in my family
I take 'em to the shed
and I proceed to give 'em head
And it's all becuz my dad used to beat me.
Originally posted by Booyah333Just felt the need to point out that this song was written by none other(s) than: Björn Ulvaeus, Benny Andersson and Tim Rice. The first two of which was part of the swedish band ABBA. Which brings me to one of my favourite songs of all times, should anyone care: Hooked on a feeling, Björn Skifs.
COMPANY:
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me
THE AMERICAN:
Bangkok, Oriental setting
And the city don't know that the city is getting
The creme de la creme of the c ...[text shortened]... areful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me.