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die while having sex would be good, or in my sleep.... or having sex while asleep....

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Yup! That be my choice. They can write this on my tombstone:

HERE LIES RAY
HE CAME, THEN HE WENT!

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That sounds rather impolite to your partner, doesn't it?
Or would you enjoy having them die on you?

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A lot of opiates.


Originally posted by eatmybishop
die while having sex would be good, or in my sleep.... or having sex while asleep....
If you die while having sex, then rigimorise may set in, so you may need a "special coffin"...........😀

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Originally posted by RSMA1234
If you die while having sex, then rigimorise may set in, so you may need a "special coffin"...........😀
hahahaha!

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Originally posted by RSMA1234
If you die while having sex, then rigimorise may set in, so you may need a "special coffin"...........😀
LMFAO!~!

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Originally posted by eatmybishop
die while having sex would be good, or in my sleep.... or having sex while asleep....
Death while having sex implies a heart attack to me. Heart attacks are painful, plus it means that you're going to miss out on lots of future sex. Therefore, I hope I die in my sleep long after I've lost the ability to pull any wool.

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Originally posted by Ponderable
That sounds rather impolite to your partner, doesn't it?
Or would you enjoy having them die on you?
Once, I fell asleep on a bird while she was on top of me. Boy, did she really get angry. It's embarrassing for them and it really puts you in the doghouse.

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Originally posted by der schwarze Ritter
Death while having sex implies a heart attack to me. Heart attacks are painful, plus it means that you're going to miss out on lots of future sex. Therefore, I hope I die in my sleep long after I've lost the ability to pull any wool.
I'd like to know how one 'dies in my sleep'. Unless sleeping pills or some other form of downer is involved, is this not usually heart-attack related? Is there actually a painless way to die, naturally (without drugs/weapon?)

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Originally posted by SJ247
I'd like to know how one 'dies in my sleep'. Unless sleeping pills or some other form of downer is involved, is this not usually heart-attack related? Is there actually a painless way to die, naturally (without drugs/weapon?)
I could be wrong, but I think people die in their sleep all the time. It might be due to seizure or organ failure. Probably a medical doctor will have to weigh in on this one.

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Originally posted by der schwarze Ritter
I could be wrong, but I think people die in their sleep all the time. It might be due to seizure or organ failure. Probably a medical doctor will have to weigh in on this one.
I'm pretty sure that "Dying in your sleep" is kind of like "Heaven/Life after death". Gives you comfort during life (if you fall for it) and makes your loved ones feel a little more at ease.

I think death is going to hurt more than birthing a full-grown bitch.

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Originally posted by SJ247
I'm pretty sure that "Dying in your sleep" is kind of like "Heaven/Life after death". Gives you comfort during life (if you fall for it) and makes your loved ones feel a little more at ease.

I think death is going to hurt more than birthing a full-grown bitch.
Please let us know will ya....from "the beyond" (if you fall for it)

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Originally posted by SJ247
I'd like to know how one 'dies in my sleep'. Unless sleeping pills or some other form of downer is involved, is this not usually heart-attack related? Is there actually a painless way to die, naturally (without drugs/weapon?)
My son's Dad went to sleep and didn't wake up. His heart just stopped and there was no sign that he knew anything about it.

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The ultimate cause of all human death (cessation of brain function) ever since human history began is identical... shortness of breath.



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