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I don't want to die. 🙁

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I still believe a heroin OD would be the best way to go down. Euphoric ending to a great life on earth.

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
I don't want to die. 🙁
Me neither 🙂

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Originally posted by Pawn Qween
My son's Dad
Sensing some tension?

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Originally posted by Pawn Qween
My son's Dad went to sleep and didn't wake up. His heart just stopped and there was no sign that he knew anything about it.
Was there an autopsy?

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
I don't want to die. 🙁
Nobody does. An epitaph I once saw, "Expected this, just not so soon"... appointed unto man once to die and then the judgement.

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The old joke goes:

I want to die like my Uncle Mike did, sleeping peacefully....

and not yelling and screaming like those other people in the car he was driving.

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CAUSES OF DEATH, USA, 2002
(1) heart attack (mainly) 28.5%
(2) cancer 22.8%
(3) stroke 6.7%
(4) emphysema, chronic bronchitis 5.1%
(5) accidents 4.4%
(6) diabetes 3.0%
(7) flu & pneumonia 2.7%
(8) Alzheimer's senility 2.4%
(9) kidney disease 1.7%
(10) systemic infection 1.4%
(11) suicide 1.3%
(12) liver disease 1.1%
(13) high blood pressure 0.8%
(14) homicide 0.7%
(15) other 17.4%

And here's a scary part:

NOTE: Not included in the above rankings is deaths due to iatrogenic causes -- ie, mistakes caused by the actions of health professionals -- which by some estimates is the third leading cause of death in the United States

What to do? Well....

It is estimated that at least 55% of the sex differential in total mortality can be attributed to behavioral differences in the use of tobacco, alcohol, guns and cars. Males probably also face a higher rate of occupational deaths due to accidents, homicides and toxicities. Nonetheless, homicide is the leading occupational cause of death for women.

Tobacco use and diet/exercise are the behavioral influences that most strongly contribute to (or delay) death -- because cardiovascular disease & cancer are the leading causes of death.

And finally:

COUNTRIES WITH THE HIGHEST ANNUAL ACCIDENTAL DEATH RATES, MID-1990s
(1) Russian Federation 130.8
(2) Hungary 74.3
(3) Romania 61.8
(4) Czech Republic 56.7
(5) Slovenia 55.2

COUNTRIES WITH THE LOWEST ANNUAL ACCIDENTAL DEATH RATES, MID-1990s
(1) Bahamas 17.9
(2) United Kingdom 20.5
(3) Netherlands 22.0
(4) Israel 27.3
(5) Australia 24.6

I've been trying to decide where to retire to, Russia or the Bahamas????? I guess I'll play it safe and go with the Bahamas.

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Originally posted by jlilly
A lot of opiates.
with LSD

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Pasta machine.

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Originally posted by PinkFloyd
with LSD
+ 2

🙂

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Pasta machine.
Insightful.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Pasta machine.
Fax machine.