Bill's Big Bag of Christmas Onions

@divegeester

Absolutely not. We have been here before, but you are handling it better this time.

Good job.

Ok

Off you go, then.

Very wise

@suzianne said
In petulant, narcissistic, stomping-foot shows, like this thread, there are no winners, but the losers are everyone who has to listen to it. The thumbs show this is so.

Intermission.

There will now be a fifteen minute intermission, during which ice creams and light snacks will be served from the trolley, and piped music will be played; Beatles songs set to light orchestral music ( is there any worse music than this? ) Fifteen minutes in which people can take a breather, visit the toilet, nip outside for a fag (for the benefit of American participants, a fag in this context is a cigarette) and generally sharpen their wit and repartee ready for the next round of insults, abuse and general ill - humour (humor) A bell will sound one minute before resumption.

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@indonesia-phil said
Intermission.

There will now be a fifteen minute intermission, during which ice creams and light snacks will be served from the trolley, and piped music will be played; Beatles songs set to light orchestral music ( is there any worse music than this? ) Fifteen minutes in which people can take a breather, visit the toilet, nip outside for a fag (for the benefit of Am ...[text shortened]... (a story of exactly 100 words, excluding the title) is not intended for broadcasting or publication.

@hakima said
Brilliant!

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