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Do you think he can come back to life?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Do you think he can come back to life?
Nice thread!

Just kidding. You fail.

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Doug Stanhope

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Somehow I feel that, now that he's gone, the wonderful cleaning action of OxiClean isn't as effective as before.

Come back. Billy! :'(

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I want him back! 😠

Does it work like with Beetlejuice?

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Fear not, mon frere. There's always Vince of Sham-Wow fame. A worthy heir to Billy's legacy.

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Originally posted by Fleabitten
Fear not, mon frere. There's always Vince of Sham-Wow fame. A worthy heir to Billy's legacy.
"You followin' me, Camera Guy?"



Funny, I said this just last week, but in a totally different context.

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what?

Seitse
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Originally posted by Suzianne
"You followin' me, Camera Guy?"



Funny, I said this just last week, but in a totally different context.

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what?
I want to see that vid.

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Originally posted by Seitse
I want him back! 😠

Does it work like with Beetlejuice?
BILLY MAYS HERE.

AThousandYoung
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Originally posted by hopscotch
BILLY MAYS HERE.
And you even have that bellowing voice! I think it really is Billy!

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Originally posted by hopscotch
BILLY MAYS HERE.
BILLY! I MISS YOU! BILLY, PLEASE COME BACK!

I know you, snif... snif... oh Billy, I know you snorted lots of... snif... lots of coke, b... b... but nobody pitches cleaning products like you!

I feel so empty without you and Martha Stewart ain't talking to me anymore :'(

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
And you even have that bellowing voice! I think it really is Billy!
WHAT YOU REALLY NEED IS SOME MIGHTY PUTTY, CALL WITHIN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES AND IT'S ONLY 19.95! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

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Originally posted by Seitse
BILLY! I MISS YOU! BILLY, PLEASE COME BACK!

I know you, snif... snif... oh Billy, I know you snorted lots of... snif... lots of coke, b... b... but nobody pitches cleaning products like you!

I feel so empty without you and Martha Stewart ain't talking to me anymore :'(
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT OUR HERCULES HOOKS? THEY'RE INDESTRUCTIBLE! I CAN HANG A FULL GROWN COW ON ONE HOOK! CALL NOW!

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Originally posted by hopscotch
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT OUR HERCULES HOOKS? THEY'RE INDESTRUCTIBLE! I CAN HANG A FULL GROWN COW ON ONE HOOK! CALL NOW!
I'm calling, Bill! I really am!

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BUT WAIT! Isn't there more?

If we like call within the next 10 minutes we get some nifty "free" bonuses??

duecer
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Billy don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your life

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