Originally posted by seraphimvultureSorry . I'm over sensitised to people watching bad flicks . An ex-gf of mine loved movies . She could probably have rivaled you at cinema trivia . But she loved almost everything she saw . The last movie I went to with her was that piece of crap with Nic Cage ; "Capt. Scorcesies Skin Flute" , or "Capt. Corpuscles Pink Violin" , or some F***in' thing like that . It was the worst piece of crap I can remember . She loved it and wanted to discuss it's deeper meanings . I told her I was rooting for the nazis to shoot both of them and she blows up all over me . Gets mad because I ruined it for her . I'm like , "No babe , the director pretty much beat me to that ."
*sigh* No one gets my jokes. I gets no respect, I tells ya'.
She'd watch goddam near anything ! She would sit me down in front of Sci-fi channel to watch some of her favorite shows so I'd be hip to these "deep" thoughts from grade B TV shows . There was some show called "Mutant X Men" , or some danm thing like that . So I'm watching this , and all these guys got super powers from too many x-rays at the dentist I guess (like she always warned me about) .So I ask her -"OK , there's this guy who can walk through walls . There's this other guy who can shoot sparks out his ass . I got that . But this chic that's hanging out with them , she acts like she's a mutant too , but I haven't seen her doing anything special. What's up with her ?"
The gf says , "She has the power of the cat !"
I think about it for a minute , and I say , " WTF is the power of the cat ? Like when she sees the bad guy guy what does she do ? F***s up his couch , or sh1ts in his kitchen ?"
She throws me out ! Gets all pissy because I ask a question .
So I'm thinking , maybe Kev likes ANY movie like this chic did . I was only trying to shake you out of it , brah .
Originally posted by Moldy Crow....Everyone is making threads with movie titles.... Napoleon Dynamite, Blow, etc.... This thread was a joke. I hated Bio-Dome, I hate plenty of movies, in fact it seems I hate most movies. But I love you. Brah.
Sorry . I'm over sensitised to people watching bad flicks . An ex-gf of mine loved movies . She could probably have rivaled you at cinema trivia . But she loved almost everything she saw . The last movie I went to with her was that piece of crap with Nic Cage ; "Capt. Scorcesies Skin Flute" , or "Capt. Corpuscles Pink Violin" , or some F***in' thing ...[text shortened]... maybe Kev likes ANY movie like this chic did . I was only trying to shake you out of it , brah .
Originally posted by seraphimvultureYeah but you like blair witch, so your oppinion carries very little weight here.
....Everyone is making threads with movie titles.... Napoleon Dynamite, Blow, etc.... This thread was a joke. I hated Bio-Dome, I hate plenty of movies, in fact it seems I hate most movies. But I love you. Brah.
Originally posted by NyxieI can't watch Blair Witch. It makes me woozy, I almost threw up coming out of the theater. I don't know how good or bad the story was, because the first person camera work makes me so dizzy, that I can't stare at the screen. I never walk out of movies though, so I just spent my time staring at the floor, and trying to understand the movie through dialogue only. It didn't work.
Yeah but you like blair witch, so your oppinion carries very little weight here.