Bizarre Animal Creations

Rilk A bird which flies upside down to prevent snow from going in his face (Porridge).
Ozzium bird:Flies round in ever decreasing circles and eventually disappears up its own rear end. (Navy Lark).
Basket creature: Not much is known about these creatures, except they feature in Book of Revelations and live in laundry baskets. (Marty).
Norwegian Blue: Variety of parrot. Normal state: demised. Pines for fjords... (you know what...)
Giant hedgehog: Answers to the name of Spiny Norman. Usual cry "Dinsdale!"(as above)
Siberian Hamster: A variety of hamster which looks like a rat. Found only in one pet shop in Torquay. (Again, you know what...)

Without resorting to sci-fi or fantasy, any more?

Walking Eagle - Honorary name given by various native american elders to high-ranking politicians, such as presidents, senators, etc.

Basically it means they are so full of crap that they can't fly.

Suicidal spoke squirrel. It has a tendency to try and find a gap between the spokes of speeding mountain bikes, usually with disastrous results

Goosey Goose. Not content with merely terrorizing toddlers, it also attempts to sodomize them.

frat, a cross between a ferret and a rat. (from Open All Hours)

Vintage British comedy shows are a great source for this sort of stuff.

'Self replenishing 'road kill' Crow.'

So focused on finishing the last bit of 'road kill' that it is oblivious to the Vauxhall Vectra bearing down on it.

The circle of life.

Originally posted by kevcvs57
'Self replenishing 'road kill' Crow.'

So focused on finishing the last bit of 'road kill' that it is oblivious to the Vauxhall Vectra bearing down on it.

The circle of life.

Originally posted by Kewpie
Old-style car mascot: the person studying her iPhone while walking along the centre of my traffic lane with her back to me yesterday.

Poop Doggy Dogg. House trained and given plenty of outside time, but suffers from loose bowel syndrome.

Rockin' robin. Loves bling like the magpie, but also shows it off.

Originally posted by kevcvs57
'Self replenishing 'road kill' Crow.'

So focused on finishing the last bit of 'road kill' that it is oblivious to the Vauxhall Vectra bearing down on it.

The circle of life.

Bimbo: was originally a dog. Fancy that. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bimbo_%28Fleischer%29