Blond jokes

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Originally posted by Santa Drummer
Do you want to know how dumb a blonde REALLY is click here

Originally posted by Santa Drummer
Do you want to know how dumb a blonde REALLY is click [b]here [/b]

Originally posted by Santa Drummer
Do you want to know how dumb a blonde REALLY is click [b]here [/b]

Here is a funny blonde joke:

A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting "28 days, 28 days, it only took us 28 days!!"

Everyone was wondering what took them 28 days and why they were celebrating. Finally, when the blondes were about to leave, a waitor goes up and asks "What took you 28 days, why are you celebrating??"

All the blondes say "We just finished a puzzle in 28 days and on the box it said 3-6 years!!!"

What did the blonde say when she woke up with a hangover?

Ow my head.

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

"Between the two of us, we can make alot of money."

if a blonde and a redhead jump out of a plane, who hits the ground first?


The redhead, because the blonde has to stop and ask for directions.

Originally posted by Santa Drummer
Do you want to know how dumb a blonde REALLY is click [b]here [/b]

CAR TROUBLE
> A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic
> it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling
smoothly.
> She says, "What's the story?"
> He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
> She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
>
> SPEEDING TICKET
> A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very
> nicely if he could see her license.
> She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act
> together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you
> expect me to show it to you!"

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I like email forwards
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Lots and lots
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Not even bothering to format them
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Makes them better.

Why do blondes' not breast feed thier babies?



It burns thier nipples heating the milk!

Two blondes walk into a bar...

...you'd have thought one of them would have seen it

My favourite blonde joke at the moment ....a blonde walks into a doctors surgery and says doctor I have a really bad pain all over my body....so the doctor says show me so she touchs her cheek with her finger and screams in pain... then her ribs and screams in pain .....then her shoulder and again is screaming in pai... the doctor stops her.....I know whats wrong with you tell me please says the blonde .....you have broken your finger says the doctor

A blonde goes into a hairdressers.
As the hairdresser is doing her hair, she says to the blonde: "You're really going to have to take your headphones off...I can't really cut around them."
"NO NO NO." The blonde screams in a panic.

The hairdresser shrugs and tries her best, but eventually she repeats her question: "I can't get the hair done properly with those things on, they're as big as ear muffs, please take them off."

"NO NO NO." The blonde screams breaking out in a sweat.

The hairdresser shrugs and continues, but after about 3 minutes, or perhaps it was 2...I can't remember....anyways, after a few minutes she's fed up with the head set and rips it off the blonde's head and continues cutting.
As she's cutting away, the blonde slips off the chair and dies.

The hairdresser is shocked. Not to mention a little puzzled. So she picks up the headset and listens: "Breath in, breath out. Breath in, breath out..."