A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house.
A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail!"
Q: Why did the blonde jump off a building?
A: Because in the commercial it said, "Red Bull gives you wings".
One day there were three astronauts a blonde, brunnete, and a redhead eating out at Sonic.
The brunette said, "Hey you guys we were the first people in outer space we should be proud of that," and they said, "Yeah, yeah we are.�
Then they start to eat again when the redhead says "Hey you guys we were the first ones on the moon we should be proud of that too." They said, "Yeah, yeah we are."
The blonde starts thinking and about one hour later she says, "You guys, you know how we were the first one in outer space and the first ones on the moon?" They said, "Yeah, so?"
"So," the blonde said, "We should be the first ones on the sun too."
The redhead says, "You crazy idiot, if we got within a 100 mile radius of the sun we would burn up and die."
The blonde replies, "You are the crazy idiot, we wouldn't go during the day. We would go at night.