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whats long, stiff, has a white sticky liquid, go's in and out of your mouth








a tooth brush

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Originally posted by Bonfa
what do a turtle and a blonde have in common
when they both get on their backs they get screwed
I do wish you could at least get the syntax and punch line right.

"What does a turtle and a blonde have in common....?"

"......when they're on their backs they're both screwed"

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Originally posted by skeeter
I do wish you could at least get the syntax and punch line right.

"What does a turtle and a blonde have in common....?"

"......when they're on their backs they're both screwed"
If find his special brand of of humor (including syntax and punch line) distrubingly brilliant.

I think I'm going to have to adjust my writing to incorprate such genius.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
If find his special brand of of humor (including syntax and punch line) distrubingly brilliant.

I think I'm going to have to adjust my writing to incorprate such genius.
thanx

A girl named chloe got a call from the police saying that she had a criminal record.
The police said "each of your children have a different father."
When she got to court the judge said "you are obsessed with lollies and chocolate because you named your daughter candy, you are also obsesseed with liquor so you named your son brandy"
Then chloe said " I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!! Let's go home dick"

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Originally posted by shavixmir
If find his special brand of of humor (including syntax and punch line) distrubingly brilliant.

I think I'm going to have to adjust my writing to incorprate such genius.
Don't encourage him fer gawds sake! 😕😠😠:'(

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Don't encourage him fer gawds sake! 😕😠😠:'(
You
Stay out
i don't want to fight
i just want to post jokes
So people can have a good laugh
and if you don't like my jokes
then you don't post

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http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/sunday_school.htm

Joke from funnyjunk
Its good
I know its not mine but had to post it

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Originally posted by Bonfa
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/sunday_school.htm

Joke from funnyjunk
Its good
I know its not mine but had to post it
[looks for 'ignore user threads' button]

Russ - where'd you put that button again?

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http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/burger.htm

Not a joke but still funny

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Originally posted by rhb
[looks for 'ignore user threads' button]

Russ - where'd you put that button again?
read the 1st sentence of this thread

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http://www.thenews.com/

Not a joke.

Not funny.

Not even working.

Bonfa - why are you here?

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Originally posted by Bonfa
read the 1st sentence of this thread
Originally posted by Bonfa
Don't need 2 post anything

That's not a sentence. I read it though.

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Originally posted by rhb
http://www.thenews.com/

Not a joke.

Not funny.

Not even working.

Bonfa - why are you here?
He is here as he is having fun why are you here 🙂

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pretty much the same as Evolution 9's profile says

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
He is here as he is having fun why are you here 🙂
My folks got unlucky practising the rhythm method. Next question.