"Boogers"

"Boogers"

Most boys in my neighborhood picked their boogers in public, when their mothers weren't around. Billy ate his boogers. He said I did too but it' s not true. Eddie used to roll his earwax around between his first finger and thumb, then sniff it. A lot. I didn't pick any earwax until that fateful day Mrs. Meyers (our 2nd grade teacher) said, "Bobby, sometimes you don't listen too good". So, did you pick your boogers and eat them like Billy did? Did you listen good in second grade or wut!? (gb)

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[b]"Boogers"

Most boys in my neighborhood picked their boogers in public, when their mothers weren't around. Billy ate his boogers. He said I did too but it' s not true. Eddie used to roll his earwax around between his first finger and thumb, then sniff it. A lot. I didn't pick any earwax until that fateful day Mrs. Meyers (our 2nd grade teacher) ...[text shortened]... r boogers and eat them like Billy did? Did you listen good in second grade or wut!? (gb)[/b]

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Yes (really who didn't? If they're honest) and what? (removes earwax) no.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
So, Stees, does this mostly true 2nd grade incident thread meet the "nonintellectual" test?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
nonitellectually speaking, yup. (10)
Do women fart or do they, euphemistically "Pass gas"?

Originally posted by kevcvs57
they do not fart they blow bum kisses.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[b]"Boogers"

Most boys in my neighborhood picked their boogers in public, when their mothers weren't around. Billy ate his boogers. He said I did too but it' s not true. Eddie used to roll his earwax around between his first finger and thumb, then sniff it. A lot. I didn't pick any earwax until that fateful day Mrs. Meyers (our 2nd grade teacher) ...[text shortened]... r boogers and eat them like Billy did? Did you listen good in second grade or wut!? (gb)[/b]

Originally posted by Indonesia Phil

And this from a man who wonders why some threads don't last very long....

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Phil, a close friend whose judgment I trust suggested the reason 'why some of my threads don't last very long was too much intellectual content' and that 'anything nonintellectual' would be better. So, I gave boogers and earwax a snot. ~Bob

Edit: My pointing finger meant to type: "So, I gave boogers and earwax a shot." lol

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It 'could' be beneficial to eat your snot.

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/eating-boogers-good-health-scientist-article-1.1328669

-m. 😉

Originally posted by Frank Burns
OK, we've done quite well with earwax and boogers.

So how many of you have tried to light a fart? Either successfully or unsuccessfully. Oh, and define 'unsuccessfully'. It just didn't light or there was a hospital stay after the attempt?