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  1. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    01 Jul '13 16:20
    "Boogers"

    Most boys in my neighborhood picked their boogers in public, when their mothers weren't around. Billy ate his boogers. He said I did too but it' s not true. Eddie used to roll his earwax around between his first finger and thumb, then sniff it. A lot. I didn't pick any earwax until that fateful day Mrs. Meyers (our 2nd grade teacher) said, "Bobby, sometimes you don't listen too good". So, did you pick your boogers and eat them like Billy did? Did you listen good in second grade or wut!? (gb)
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    01 Jul '13 16:28
    Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
    [b]"Boogers"

    Most boys in my neighborhood picked their boogers in public, when their mothers weren't around. Billy ate his boogers. He said I did too but it' s not true. Eddie used to roll his earwax around between his first finger and thumb, then sniff it. A lot. I didn't pick any earwax until that fateful day Mrs. Meyers (our 2nd grade teacher) ...[text shortened]... r boogers and eat them like Billy did? Did you listen good in second grade or wut!? (gb)[/b]
    Yes (really who didn't? If they're honest) and what? (removes earwax) no.
  3. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    01 Jul '13 17:251 edit
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    Yes (really who didn't? If they're honest) and what? (removes earwax) no.
    So, Stees, does this mostly true 2nd grade incident thread meet the "nonintellectual" test?

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    01 Jul '13 18:34
    Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
    So, Stees, does this mostly true 2nd grade incident thread meet the "nonintellectual" test?

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    nonitellectually speaking, yup. (10)
    Do women fart or do they, euphemistically "Pass gas"?
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    01 Jul '13 19:00
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    nonitellectually speaking, yup. (10)
    Do women fart or do they, euphemistically "Pass gas"?
    they do not fart they blow bum kisses.
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    01 Jul '13 19:12
    Originally posted by kevcvs57
    they do not fart they blow bum kisses.
    Isn't nonintellectuality freeing?...kinda like painting outside the lines eh?
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    01 Jul '13 19:44
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    "Yes, we're ready to order: One 'tuna-mayo pasta' with an Earwax Sauté Side for the Lady. Please hold the mayo and boogers. A Large Pine Float for me. It's our first date, so no hurry. Oh, and extra white linen napkins, please.", Billy
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    01 Jul '13 22:37
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    I know what you mean, I was was sitting on the train the other day picking my nose and a bloke next to me started eating 'jelly baby's'! yuk! it put me right off me boogers.😠
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    01 Jul '13 22:40
    Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
    [b]"Boogers"

    Most boys in my neighborhood picked their boogers in public, when their mothers weren't around. Billy ate his boogers. He said I did too but it' s not true. Eddie used to roll his earwax around between his first finger and thumb, then sniff it. A lot. I didn't pick any earwax until that fateful day Mrs. Meyers (our 2nd grade teacher) ...[text shortened]... r boogers and eat them like Billy did? Did you listen good in second grade or wut!? (gb)[/b]
    And this from a man who wonders why some threads don't last very long....
  10. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    01 Jul '13 23:01
    Originally posted by Indonesia Phil

    And this from a man who wonders why some threads don't last very long....
    Phil, a close friend whose judgment I trust suggested the reason 'why some of my threads don't last very long was too much intellectual content' and that 'anything nonintellectual' would be better. So, I gave boogers and earwax a snot. ~Bob

    Edit: My pointing finger meant to type: "So, I gave boogers and earwax a shot." lol
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    02 Jul '13 02:59
    Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
    Phil, a close friend whose judgment I trust suggested the reason 'why some of my threads don't last very long was too much intellectual content' and that 'anything nonintellectual' would be better. So, I gave boogers and earwax a snot. ~Bob

    Edit: My pointing finger meant to type: "So, I gave boogers and earwax a shot." lol
    OK, we've done quite well with earwax and boogers.

    So how many of you have tried to light a fart? Either successfully or unsuccessfully. Oh, and define 'unsuccessfully'. It just didn't light or there was a hospital stay after the attempt?
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    02 Jul '13 11:58
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    Yuk! I was in the middle of eating my eggs when you I read "tuna-mayo pasta"!
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    02 Jul '13 12:26
    It 'could' be beneficial to eat your snot.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/eating-boogers-good-health-scientist-article-1.1328669

    -m. 😉
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    02 Jul '13 13:05
    Originally posted by Frank Burns
    OK, we've done quite well with earwax and boogers.

    So how many of you have tried to light a fart? Either successfully or unsuccessfully. Oh, and define 'unsuccessfully'. It just didn't light or there was a hospital stay after the attempt?
    Hmmmm, I think I saw that attempted in a film maybe, what was it's name, what was it's name?... Jacksprat? No that wasn't it. 🙁 What was it?😠
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