Most boys in my neighborhood picked their boogers in public, when their mothers weren't around. Billy ate his boogers. He said I did too but it' s not true. Eddie used to roll his earwax around between his first finger and thumb, then sniff it. A lot. I didn't pick any earwax until that fateful day Mrs. Meyers (our 2nd grade teacher) said, "Bobby, sometimes you don't listen too good". So, did you pick your boogers and eat them like Billy did? Did you listen good in second grade or wut!? (gb)
Most boys in my neighborhood picked their boogers in public, when their mothers weren't around. Billy ate his boogers. He said I did too but it' s not true. Eddie used to roll his earwax around between his first finger and thumb, then sniff it. A lot. I didn't pick any earwax until that fateful day Mrs. Meyers (our 2nd grade teacher) ...[text shortened]... r boogers and eat them like Billy did? Did you listen good in second grade or wut!? (gb)[/b]
Yes (really who didn't? If they're honest) and what? (removes earwax) no.
"Yes, we're ready to order: One 'tuna-mayo pasta' with an Earwax Sauté Side for the Lady. Please hold the mayo and boogers. A Large Pine Float for me. It's our first date, so no hurry. Oh, and extra white linen napkins, please.", Billy
I know what you mean, I was was sitting on the train the other day picking my nose and a bloke next to me started eating 'jelly baby's'! yuk! it put me right off me boogers.😠
Most boys in my neighborhood picked their boogers in public, when their mothers weren't around. Billy ate his boogers. He said I did too but it' s not true. Eddie used to roll his earwax around between his first finger and thumb, then sniff it. A lot. I didn't pick any earwax until that fateful day Mrs. Meyers (our 2nd grade teacher) ...[text shortened]... r boogers and eat them like Billy did? Did you listen good in second grade or wut!? (gb)[/b]
And this from a man who wonders why some threads don't last very long....
And this from a man who wonders why some threads don't last very long....
Phil, a close friend whose judgment I trust suggested the reason 'why some of my threads don't last very long was too much intellectual content' and that 'anything nonintellectual' would be better. So, I gave boogers and earwax a snot. ~Bob
Edit: My pointing finger meant to type: "So, I gave boogers and earwax a shot." lol
Originally posted by Grampy Bobby Phil, a close friend whose judgment I trust suggested the reason 'why some of my threads don't last very long was too much intellectual content' and that 'anything nonintellectual' would be better. So, I gave boogers and earwax a snot. ~Bob
Edit: My pointing finger meant to type: "So, I gave boogers and earwax a shot." lol
OK, we've done quite well with earwax and boogers.
So how many of you have tried to light a fart? Either successfully or unsuccessfully. Oh, and define 'unsuccessfully'. It just didn't light or there was a hospital stay after the attempt?
Originally posted by Frank Burns OK, we've done quite well with earwax and boogers.
So how many of you have tried to light a fart? Either successfully or unsuccessfully. Oh, and define 'unsuccessfully'. It just didn't light or there was a hospital stay after the attempt?
Hmmmm, I think I saw that attempted in a film maybe, what was it's name, what was it's name?... Jacksprat? No that wasn't it. 🙁 What was it?😠