Books you might write in 2024

Clash of the Swamp Monsters: Trump vs. DeSantis—the Greatest Show on Earth

I Am Better Broken: The Hidden Advantages of My Challenging Life

How to Cope with Misfortune.
Includes bonus chapter on what to do if one of your butlers calls in sick.

My Ego And Me And How Everyone Benefits.

Being a Tightfisted Spendthrift: Traversing the Minefield Surrounding Money in Real Relationships

All the skills you will ever need to become a Medium.

My team will be combing through this book with a fine tooth comb looking for any thought crimes against the dead or the undead. Trish Wetherby, Chief Superintendent, Neasden police.

'Have you ever seen a Cyclops?' And other questions to ask a Gravedigger.
The Gravedigger.

'Truly hilarious. I loved the bit where someone asked The Gravedigger if he had ever seen a cyclist.' Heather Nail-Bar, MailOnline.

An Eye for an Eye: The Type of Revenge that Strikes Fear into the Hearts of Cyclopses.

@fmf said
An Eye for an Eye: The Type of Revenge that Strikes Fear into the Hearts of Cyclopses.

@fmf said
An Eye for an Eye: The Type of Revenge that Strikes Fear into the Hearts of Cyclopses.

@drewnogal said
Did you hear about the man who was afflicted with Schadenfreude?

A genie granted him a wish. “You are granted anything in the world that you wish for BUT your best friend will get 2 of whatever you chose”.

So what did he request? “Make me blind in one eye” he asked.

@david-burton said
in the land of the blind the one eyed man is king......and I thought it was Elvis

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