Bowel movements

Has anyone seen these infomercials with people telling us our bowel movements suck and we're going to die if we don't unblock our colons? Is it just me or is this a bit awkward? How does he know about my bowel movements? Has he bugged my bathroom? Or is he using that new cloaking technology?

So, how are your bowel movements? Are they nice and uniform? If not, you could drop dead at any moment.

Originally posted by GalaxyShield
Has anyone seen these infomercials with people telling us our bowel movements suck and we're going to die if we don't unblock our colons? Is it just me or is this a bit awkward? How does he know about my bowel movements? Has he bugged my bathroom? Or is he using that new cloaking technology?

So, how are your bowel movements? Are they nice and uniform? If not, you could drop dead at any moment.

WHAT IN HEAVEN"S NAME MAN!?!

DO YOU HAVE TO DELVE THAT PERSONALLY!?!

*shiver*

Originally posted by Wildfire
My bowels are moving along quite nicely, thanks for asking. 🙁

Originally posted by SamuraiWarrior
WHAT IN HEAVEN"S NAME MAN!?!

DO YOU HAVE TO DELVE THAT PERSONALLY!?!

*shiver*

Just booked myself in for a colonic....Thanks for saving my life, I will send you a sample to show my gratitude!😵

Originally posted by rmacken
Just booked myself in for a colonic....Thanks for saving my life, I will send you a sample to show my gratitude!😵

Originally posted by GalaxyShield
Has anyone seen these infomercials with people telling us our bowel movements suck and we're going to die if we don't unblock our colons? Is it just me or is this a bit awkward? How does he know about my bowel movements? Has he bugged my bathroom? Or is he using that new cloaking technology?

So, how are your bowel movements? Are they nice and uniform? If not, you could drop dead at any moment.

Originally posted by rbmorris
When I'm watchin' my TV
And the man comes on and tells me...

[Somebody finish this for me. I'm too lazy.]

Originally posted by Frank Burns
You can't be a man 'cause you don't smoke.

The same cigarettes as me...

Press on people. Let's help our friend RB

Originally posted by Frank Burns
You can't be a man 'cause you don't smoke.

The same cigarettes as me...

Press on people. Let's help our friend RB

...When I'm watchin' my TV
And a man comes on to tell me
How white my shirts can be
But he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke
The same cigarrettes as me
I can't get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say

I can't get no satisfaction
I can't get no girl reaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no

When I'm ridin' round the world
And I'm a doin' this and I'm signing that
And I'm tryin' to make some girl
Who tells me baby better come back later next week
'Cause you see I'm on a losing streak
I can't get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say

I can't get no, I can't get no
I can't get no satisfaction
No satisfaction, no satisfaction, no satisfaction

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
...When I'm watchin' my TV
And a man comes on to tell me
How white my shirts can be
But he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke
The same cigarrettes as me
I can't get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say

I can't get no satisfaction
I can't get no girl reaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get ...[text shortened]... satisfaction
No satisfaction, no satisfaction, no satisfaction

Originally posted by Bobla45
When I'm watchin my TV
And a man comes on to tell me
How slick my bowels can be
But he cant be a man cause he doesnt eat
The same laxatives as me
I cant go go....
Oh no no no....