Bowel movements

Originally posted by Bobla45
When I'm watchin my TV
And a man comes on to tell me
How slick my bowels can be
But he cant be a man cause he doesnt eat
The same laxatives as me
I cant go go....
Oh no no no....

Wow, my bowels have been moved, beautiful. :'(

Originally posted by GalaxyShield
Has anyone seen these infomercials with people telling us our bowel movements suck and we're going to die if we don't unblock our colons? Is it just me or is this a bit awkward? How does he know about my bowel movements? Has he bugged my bathroom? Or is he using that new cloaking technology?

So, how are your bowel movements? Are they nice and uniform? If not, you could drop dead at any moment.

If sticky and congested, I propose 3 months India.
That will fairly empy your insides out.

Or KFC. Jesus, did I ever get food poisoning there.