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You know, I was looking to challenge you to a game to see if you had anything to back up your mouth, but then I see that, having a 1600 rating here, you don't accept challenges from players less than 1700! Are you afraid of losing to one of us lowly scum? I bet you don't accept challenges from players over 1700 that you don't think you can beat either... unless you've figured the break point where you win ratings points even if you lose...

I know I'm being brash and bold and harsh here... but accept my challenge and if you beat me, I'll stay off your case! How's that?

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What are the questions to the answers on your profile? Come on, don't make me play Jeopardy...

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I confess, I've lost sleep over this. The suspense is rivoting.

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Originally posted by Alpha10
What are the questions to the answers on your profile? Come on, don't make me play Jeopardy...
Yeah,
tell us!!

I can guarantee you that I am lying on my profile!!

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Hmmmm. What's worse? Someone who will only accept challenges from people rated over 1700, or someone who will only play people rated under 1200?

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Originally posted by Suzianne
You know, I was looking to challenge you to a game to see if you had anything to back up your mouth, but then I see that, having a 1600 rating here, you don't accept challenges from players less than 1700! Are you afraid of losing to one of us lowly scum? I bet you don't accept challenges from players over 1700 that you don't think you can beat either. ...[text shortened]... arsh here... but accept my challenge and if you beat me, I'll stay off your case! How's that?
Hey Susianne, you might want to take a look at some of
Bowmann's games like this one before you go off half-cocked:
Game 1389247
You notice he is playing Dustin, an 1800+ player and he dusted him.
So the reason he does not want to play anyone under 1700 is he
is soon going to BE 1700+ himself. He would chew you out and
spit you up like a pizza. No offense but you better check out the
1500 crowd before you try challanges against strong players. Like
me, I am 1600, try me out first. Don

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Originally posted by Alpha10
What are the questions to the answers on your profile? Come on, don't make me play Jeopardy...
Here are he questions...

Are you really female?

yes.

Do you have a fantastic body?

yes.

What dress size are you?

28.

What is your natural hair colour?

blonde.

Do you ever tell lies?

no.

Am I likely to have sex with ou on a first date?

no.

Are you up for threesomes?

no!

Do you spit or swallow?

yes 🙂

Any chance of a date?

maybe... it depends on if you're lying on YOUR profile or not 🙂

😛

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Originally posted by sonhouse
He would chew you out and spit you up...
😕

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Seriously, how many frickin Bowman threads do we really need????

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Originally posted by Alpha10
What are the questions to the answers on your profile?
Female?
Easy?
Age?
Type?
Natural?
Collar and cuffs don't match, eh?
Can I see?
OK. Send me a pic for money?
Should I send you mine? I think you'll be impressed 😉

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Female?
Easy?
Age?
Type?
Natural?
Collar and cuffs don't match, eh?
Can I see?
OK. Send me a pic for money?
Should I send you mine? I think you'll be impressed 😉
noooh! i'm not impressed!! you were more sharp earlier!!

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Originally posted by Zulker
noooh! i'm not impressed!! you were more sharp earlier!!
Then give me better material to work with. I have only crap here.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Then give me better material to work with. I have only crap here.
Hey Bow....This Suzanna sounds tough. SOUNDS tough. Put her in her place and shut her up.
I wont let her talk to you like that. Maybe after you punish her, I will too.

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Originally posted by TRAINS44
Hey Bow....This Suzanna sounds tough. SOUNDS tough. Put her in her place and shut her up.
I wont let her talk to you like that. Maybe after you punish her, I will too.
Dr T, are you suggesting a threesome?

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Dr T, are you suggesting a threesome?
That does sound kinda neat. We need 3 okay's.

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