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Originally posted by marinakatomb
Seriously, how many frickin Bowman threads do we really need????
Hey Maratomb, leave Bowmann alone.

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Originally posted by TRAINS44
That does sound kinda neat. We need 3 okay's.
Count me out.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
You know, I was looking to challenge you to a game to see if you had anything to back up your mouth...blah...blah...I know I'm being brash and bold and harsh here... but accept my challenge and if you beat me, I'll stay off your case! How's that?
Give us a kiss!

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Give us a kiss!
SUCH .............. an attention seeker x

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Female?
Easy?
Age?
Type?
Natural?
Collar and cuffs don't match, eh?
Can I see?
OK. Send me a pic for money?
Should I send you mine? I think you'll be impressed 😉
LMAO

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Hey Susianne, you might want to take a look at some of
Bowmann's games like this one before you go off half-cocked:
Game 1389247
You notice he is playing Dustin, an 1800+ player and he dusted him.
So the reason he does not want to play anyone under 1700 is he
is soon going to BE 1700+ himself. He would chew you out and
spit you up like a pizza ...[text shortened]... owd before you try challanges against strong players. Like
me, I am 1600, try me out first. Don
Who are you? .... Bowmann's girlfriend?

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Originally posted by demonseed
Who are you? .... Bowmann's girlfriend?
Wow, I was trying to keep it quiet, now my cover is blown, so to speak.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Hmmmm. What's worse? Someone who will only accept challenges from people rated over 1700, or someone who will only play people rated under 1200?
Very funny indeed. I simply post a game... who picks it up is totally beyond my control.

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Hey Susianne, you might want to take a look at some of
Bowmann's games like this one before you go off half-cocked:
Game 1389247
You notice he is playing Dustin, an 1800+ player and he dusted him.
So the reason he does not want to play anyone under 1700 is he
is soon going to BE 1700+ himself. He would chew you out and
spit you up like a pizza ...[text shortened]... owd before you try challanges against strong players. Like
me, I am 1600, try me out first. Don
Of course I checked this game out, and even you have to agree that Dustin was not at his best in this game, hardly a prime example of the expertise of an 1800+ player. However, to give credit where credit is due, Bowmann does exhibit a skill at capitalizing on mistakes, which is indeed a hallmark of a good player.

I'm not trying to shake anyone's tree here except Bowmann's...

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Of course I checked this game out, and even you have to agree that Dustin was not at his best in this game, hardly a prime example of the expertise of an 1800+ player. However, to give credit where credit is due, Bowmann does exhibit a skill at capitalizing on mistakes, which is indeed a hallmark of a good player.

I'm not trying to shake anyone's tree here except Bowmann's...
It seems you are infatuated with Bowmann.

I'd watch out, he may sodomise you...

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Originally posted by adramforall
Here are he questions...

Are you really female?

yes.

Do you have a fantastic body?

yes.

What dress size are you?

28.

What is your natural hair colour?

blonde.

Do you ever tell lies?

no.

Am I likely to have sex with ou on a first date?

no.

Are you up for threesomes?

no!

Do you spit or swallow?

yes 🙂 ...[text shortened]... Any chance of a date?

maybe... it depends on if you're lying on YOUR profile or not 🙂

😛
This is actually incredibly close...

but dress size 28? puh-leeze

you're only off by an order of magnitude 🙁

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Female?
Easy?
Age?
Type?
Natural?
Collar and cuffs don't match, eh?
Can I see?
OK. Send me a pic for money?
Should I send you mine? I think you'll be impressed 😉
See?

This is a typical example of what I am talking about and why I felt the need to challenge Bowmann at all.

I just wanted to give him the chance to put up or shut up. 😀

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For God's sake! Are people here to flirt or to play chess?

[COUGH] Open [COUGH, COUGH] invites...

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Very funny indeed. I simply post a game... who picks it up is totally beyond my control.
You're a chess slag.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
You're a chess slag.
On the game