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A collegue at work, who just got moved temporarily to my site really smells. There's no denying it, and i'm not the only one who notices it.

He obviously doesn't shower before he comes into work (stale sweat is not nice), neither does he brush his teeth....so obvious is it, that i can't talk to the guy because having him breathe in my direction makes me want to puke.

He's a Slovak, and for some reason 'subtlety' (like saying "your breath smells dude" ) has no effect other than making him think we're having a joke.....what do we do ?

I am thinking about telling him there's been complaints about him, and maybe bringing in a can of Lynx for him to use while he's around me.....any tips for dealing withthe great unwashed ?

Thanks in advance 😛

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Ja sum ten velky syr.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
A collegue at work, who just got moved temporarily to my site really smells. There's no denying it, and i'm not the only one who notices it.

He obviously doesn't shower before he comes into work, neither does he brush his teeth....so obvious is it, that i can't talk to the guy because having him breathe in my direction makes me want to puke.

...[text shortened]... around me.....any tips for dealing withthe great unwashed ?

Thanks in advance 😛
The communication barrier will make it difficult.

Beat him with a bar of soap in a sock. Maybe he'll get the irony.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
A collegue at work, who just got moved temporarily to my site really smells. There's no denying it, and i'm not the only one who notices it.

He obviously doesn't shower before he comes into work (stale sweat is not nice), neither does he brush his teeth....so obvious is it, that i can't talk to the guy because having him breathe in my direction ...[text shortened]... around me.....any tips for dealing withthe great unwashed ?

Thanks in advance 😛
If there was a bloke in the Navy that was, lets just say.... unhygienic, we would get them in the shower naked, all be armed with a yard brush (the ones with the rough bristles) and scrub them.

Last time I did it (only done it the once), we had to punch him in the gut a few times to make him give up the fight.

Lets just say, he made sure he showered ever day after that happened.

😀

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
A collegue at work, who just got moved temporarily to my site really smells. There's no denying it, and i'm not the only one who notices it.

He obviously doesn't shower before he comes into work (stale sweat is not nice), neither does he brush his teeth....so obvious is it, that i can't talk to the guy because having him breathe in my direction ...[text shortened]... around me.....any tips for dealing withthe great unwashed ?

Thanks in advance 😛
Make a "Soap is your friend" doll.

Take a bar of soap, and stick legs and arms on it. Make a face with marker, or cut out some colored construction paper.

Put him on a horse made from a stick of deodorant.

You can also make a guy out of a tube of toothpaste, and have him holding a brush like he's sweeping the floor.

Big shoes and a funny hats are a must!!

P-

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Originally posted by rmacken
If there was a bloke in the Navy that was, lets just say.... unhygienic, we would get them in the shower naked, all be armed with a yard brush (the ones with the rough bristles) and scrub them.

Last time I did it (only done it the once), we had to punch him in the gut a few times to make him give up the fight.

Lets just say, he made sure he showered ever day after that happened.

😀
Mack sure to get a hard brush. Slovakians are hairy.

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Originally posted by rmacken
If there was a bloke in the Navy that was, lets just say.... unhygienic, we would get them in the shower naked, all be armed with a yard brush (the ones with the rough bristles) and scrub them.

Last time I did it (only done it the once), we had to punch him in the gut a few times to make him give up the fight.

Lets just say, he made sure he showered ever day after that happened.

😀
That was a bit subtle..

😉

P-

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
A collegue at work, who just got moved temporarily to my site really smells. There's no denying it, and i'm not the only one who notices it.

He obviously doesn't shower before he comes into work (stale sweat is not nice), neither does he brush his teeth....so obvious is it, that i can't talk to the guy because having him breathe in my direction around me.....any tips for dealing withthe great unwashed ?

Thanks in advance 😛
I had the same problem a couple years ago with a smelly Russian colleague. I think they're so used to freezing their tits off that when they end up in warmer climes they struggle to adjust.

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Originally posted by rmacken
If there was a bloke in the Navy that was, lets just say.... unhygienic, we would get them in the shower naked, all be armed with a yard brush (the ones with the rough bristles) and scrub them.

Last time I did it (only done it the once), we had to punch him in the gut a few times to make him give up the fight.

Lets just say, he made sure he showered ever day after that happened.

😀
Pervert. 😛

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
A collegue at work, who just got moved temporarily to my site really smells. There's no denying it, and i'm not the only one who notices it.

He obviously doesn't shower before he comes into work (stale sweat is not nice), neither does he brush his teeth....so obvious is it, that i can't talk to the guy because having him breathe in my direction ...[text shortened]... around me.....any tips for dealing withthe great unwashed ?

Thanks in advance 😛
Dump a bucket of soapy water on the stink factory. Tell him he either does that at home, or you'll do it daily at work because he stinks up the place.

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Originally posted by rmacken
If there was a bloke in the Navy that was, lets just say.... unhygienic, we would get them in the shower naked, all be armed with a yard brush (the ones with the rough bristles) and scrub them.

Last time I did it (only done it the once), we had to punch him in the gut a few times to make him give up the fight.

Lets just say, he made sure he showered ever day after that happened.

😀
sailors. naked. trimmed figures. wrestling and showering together.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
A collegue at work, who just got moved temporarily to my site really smells. There's no denying it, and i'm not the only one who notices it.

He obviously doesn't shower before he comes into work (stale sweat is not nice), neither does he brush his teeth....so obvious is it, that i can't talk to the guy because having him breathe in my direction ...[text shortened]... around me.....any tips for dealing withthe great unwashed ?

Thanks in advance 😛
Get a crew of coworkers together. Confront the person with the issue, very politely. If this doesn't work send your delegation to the boss and ask him to talk to the person.

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Originally posted by wormwood
sailors. naked. trimmed figures. wrestling and showering together.
And your point being??

Am I the only one who has wrestled naked in the showers, all lathered up??

The memories!

😛😵

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Originally posted by rmacken
And your point being??

Am I the only one who has wrestled naked in the showers, all lathered up??

The memories!

😛😵
I just wanted to paint a picture. it lasts longer.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Get a crew of coworkers together. Confront the person with the issue, very politely. If this doesn't work send your delegation to the boss and ask him to talk to the person.
Hmmmm. Maybe a bit less confronting, but still clear; send him an email in a very constructive and nice context. You can do this anonymously from a free obscure email service or such, if you think this is better (for you).

It might not be the most charming thing you can do, but everyone benefits, especially the targeted person who will not be made fun anymore, if he picks it up.