Brand New Ancient Proverbs

Brand New Ancient Proverbs



* A fool is known by his many superficial/air cadet general forum topic

threads, as well as by his many mean spirited general forum posts.



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"A fool will not listen to reason before,

he opens up with pawn to d4"

All About Sucking...


* He who, in his youth, 'cruises chicks and sucks face' (Golden Pond) often comes down with mononucleosis. He who sucks up in business

organizations seeking favorable treatment and promotion usually ends up getting demoted or summarily canned. He who decides to quit

sucking on cigarettes sublimates and for awhile receives partial oral gratification and mouthfeel from celery and carrots... and later gains

excessive weight from compulsive, indiscriminate eating. He who sucks at chess eventually moves on to poker and other games of chance.

About sex: He who lies for sex lies with those who lie with a dog.

About sex: she who lies about sex gets what she deserves and less

If the first bite of a pie tastes like crap the second, third and last will also be crap.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Brand New Ancient Proverbs



* A fool is known by his many superficial/air cadet general forum topic

threads, as well as by his many mean spirited general forum posts.



😞

A Rolling Stone gathers no moss, they're just so old they look that way. 😕

tax,s are a bitch
death is a bitch
and my ex is a

The older you get the more people you've met.
The more stories to tell, the more regrets to forget.
The more advice to give the less to receive.
The older you get the older you get!!

A word to the wise is superfluous.

You only live once. So piss off everyone before you die.

Let he who casts the first stone run like hell if it misses.

Originally posted by Zort Boy
You only live once. So piss off everyone before you die.

Originally posted by dizzyfingers
Everyone's life has a purpose, even if simply to serve as a warning to others.