My God. The sheer and utter embarrassment I have to suffer!
It's like there's some divine power, with a sole intent and cosmic mission, out there to embarrass me.
I think I'm gonna have to start frequenting churches and things.
My tale of woe actually begins 7 Halloweens ago, the year I first returned to Holland. We decided then that, even though the Dutch don't, we would celebrate Halloween each and every year. That first year I went as William Wallace; kilt, sword (plastic), painted face, the lot!
Since then I've went as:
- Gomez (the dad out of the Addam's family)
- Half Kilt (wearing half a kilt, bandages on my head, arms and legs)
- Roberto Besqualo, the meanest man of all Mexico
- The builder from the village people (but everybody thought I was Bob the builder)
And twice I missed it. I think. I can't remember what the other costumes were anyways. Not that it's important.
One of the funny things at that first Halloween was that a friend of mine came as a thief and his girlfriend as a tiger. And they didn't even realise that together they were a catburglar.
So, I got really drunk and passed out on the couch. What I didn't know was that my kilt was up over my tummy and that I was lying there for everyone to see.
Seemingly, although it has never been proven, photos were taken and they're being held back in case I become famous so that my friends and family can blackmail me. That's the sort of people they are.
This is going somewhere...honestly it is...
Yesterday I was at a friend's wedding. Drunk obviously.
And I get chatting to this girl. At one point I say: "I'm Mark by the way."
And she answers: "Yes. I know. William Wallace." AND SHE WRIGGLES HER PINKY AT ME!!!
You know? I don't even want to know what that's supposed to mean! I can't remember this girl being at the halloween party!?!
It's a cosmic plot to upset me. There's no other possibility!
Originally posted by shavixmirSo in short; you're telling us that you like to dress up in skirts and you've got a small penis? 😕
My God. The sheer and utter embarrassment I have to suffer!
It's like there's some divine power, with a sole intent and cosmic mission, out there to embarrass me.
I think I'm gonna have to start frequenting churches and things.
My tale of woe actually begins 7 Halloweens ago, the year I first returned to Holland. We decided then that, even thou ...[text shortened]... ing at the halloween party!?!
It's a cosmic plot to upset me. There's no other possibility!
Originally posted by shavixmirI saw those pictures on the internet when I googled "Pinky dinky kilt".
My God. The sheer and utter embarrassment I have to suffer!
It's like there's some divine power, with a sole intent and cosmic mission, out there to embarrass me.
I think I'm gonna have to start frequenting churches and things.
My tale of woe actually begins 7 Halloweens ago, the year I first returned to Holland. We decided then that, even thou ...[text shortened]... ing at the halloween party!?!
It's a cosmic plot to upset me. There's no other possibility!
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Originally posted by shavixmirJust tell me, Mark... are you always like this? Shall I wear a wig and sunglasses when you come down to visit? hehe this is gonna be fun 😛
My God. The sheer and utter embarrassment I have to suffer!
It's like there's some divine power, with a sole intent and cosmic mission, out there to embarrass me.
I think I'm gonna have to start frequenting churches and things.
My tale of woe actually begins 7 Halloweens ago, the year I first returned to Holland. We decided then that, even thou ...[text shortened]... ing at the halloween party!?!
It's a cosmic plot to upset me. There's no other possibility!
dignity is for losers!