Originally posted by HandyAndyIt seems to me that, given the description of the stolen item, there is only one person that would ever take it... The problem is that said person has millions of identities across the globe, thus making him (or her) very difficult to nab. Everyone keep your eyes peeled for Homeless Bum.
It was a Reuben. Corned beef, sauerkraut, Swiss cheese with Russian dressing on rye.