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Thinking of getting one, such one... any suggestions?


Originally posted by Trev33
Thinking of getting one, such one... any suggestions?
May as well have them both done or you'll be lopsided. 😕


Originally posted by Trev33
Thinking of getting one, such one... any suggestions?
smack in the middle of your forehead, of course

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
May as well have them both done or you'll be lopsided. 😕
And they probably charge just as much to do one implant as for two of them.
Buy one get one free.


Originally posted by Trev33
Thinking of getting one, such one... any suggestions?
Google "breast implant surgery/video youtube". Don't if you're timid about being in an operating room or have a queasy stomach. You're on your own with this one. gb


Originally posted by Trev33
Thinking of getting one, such one... any suggestions?
In all seriousness, I would not have the implant stuff, if it were me.
Most women look just fine with what they have, and many guys (me included) prefer a woman that looks like a natural woman, not with huge honkin' hooters. Smaller is much more attractive. I think with some guys, even if it is subconcious, they marvel at large breasts from the viewpoint that "bigger is better" and are in awe of huge ones in the same way as seeing a bearded lady or two headed calf. Don't put yourself through surgery and recovery, and possibility of future problems, just to be gawked at by guys that are beneath your station.


Originally posted by Trev33
Thinking of getting one, such one... any suggestions?
right after a series of rabies shots???

R U NUTZ???


Originally posted by rookie54
right after a series of rabies shots???

R U NUTZ???
I get my 9th shot out 10 on Saturday... this is like a get well present to myself.


Originally posted by CLL53
In all seriousness, I would not have the implant stuff, if it were me.
Most women look just fine with what they have, and many guys (me included) prefer a woman that looks like a natural woman, not with huge honkin' hooters. Smaller is much more attractive. I think with some guys, even if it is subconcious, they marvel at large breasts from the viewpoint th ...[text shortened]... possibility of future problems, just to be gawked at by guys that are beneath your station.
I used to think like that... then i met my current girlfriend, they don't have to be huge but a c or d cup is nice.



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not pasted on some other place,
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Originally posted by Trev33
I used to think like that... then i met my current girlfriend, they don't have to be huge but a c or d cup is nice.
Get a third one implanted on your back too, for dancing. (borrowed from Al Bundy)