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There's been a huge display of hate for the word "moist", a word I'm fine with.

The word I hate is "breasts". As much as I admire them, I hate the sound of this word. The singular, "breast" is fine, I can hear that all day. But there's something about adding an 'S' to the end of that word that makes me hate it. Maybe it's because the S' (how do you write the plural of 'S'? Is it 'esses'?) are too close together, but it sounds stupid. Say it out loud right now. It's like you're forced to pause slightly as you're saying it in order to enunciate it correctly. God I hate that word.

'Tis thy name that is my enemy. A rose by another name....

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Originally posted by vivify
There's been a huge display of hate for the word "moist", a word I'm fine with.

The word I hate is "breasts". As much as I admire them, I hate the sound of this word. The singular, "breast" is fine, I can hear that all day. But there's something about adding an 'S' to the end of that word that makes me hate it. Maybe it's because the S' (how do you wr ...[text shortened]... correctly. God I hate that word.

'Tis thy name that is my enemy. A rose by another name....
There are alternative names available.


(*Edit! That was not an invitation to badger to name them).

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
There are alternative names available.


(*Edit! That was not an invitation to badger to name them).
Yes, but depending where you are, you can sound like a douche for using substitute words; like a doctor's office or in school. I once gave a presentation on slut-shaming, and opted to use the word "chest" when discussing topless laws in the U.S. Still there are some times when saying "breasts" seems unavoidable. The word "mammories" just makes me see like a twisted perv.

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Originally posted by vivify
Yes, but depending where you are, you can sound like a douche for using substitute words; like a doctor's office or in school. I once gave a presentation on slut-shaming, and opted to use the word "chest" when discussing topless laws in the U.S. Still there are some times when saying "breasts" seems unavoidable. The word "mammories" just makes me see like a twisted perv.
People with class use: mammalian protuberances


boobs


Originally posted by Kegge
People with class use: mammalian protuberances
My ex wife asked me for £5000 for a boob job ( we were married at the time ) I said " look love forget about the 5k just rub some toilet paper around your boobs " she replied " well I can't see how that will make them bigger rounder and fuller " I said "well it worked for your big fat arse "..


Originally posted by phil3000
My ex wife asked me for £5000 for a boob job ( we were married at the time ) I said " look love forget about the 5k just rub some toilet paper around your boobs " she replied " well I can't see how that will make them bigger rounder and fuller " I said "well it worked for your big fat arse "..
Well that might just explain the "ex".

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Is knockers considered vulgar or appropriate?

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This thread is about to go tits up.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Is knockers considered vulgar or appropriate?
antiquated

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Originally posted by lemon lime
boobs
Frontal globes.

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
antiquated
Jugs?

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There's no manly way to say this word either.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Jugs?
This is a really demeaning word for a woman's fun bags! 😠