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Looking for a loan to buy a bridge, will pay you back in half yearly installments of 2% of the loan with an apr of -25%, anyone to help a man get a bridge?

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@trev33 said
Looking for a loan to buy a bridge, will pay you back in half yearly installments of 2% of the loan with an apr of -25%, anyone to help a man get a bridge?
Did you burn the old one?

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@huckleberryhound said
Did you burn the old one?
Yeah and im too lazy to build a new one.

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@trev33 said
Looking for a loan to buy a bridge, will pay you back in half yearly installments of 2% of the loan with an apr of -25%, anyone to help a man get a bridge?
How much do you need to borrow?
What is the bridge made of?
Is it new-build or grade listed?
Will the bridge be used for commercial purposes?
Will the bridge be kept in a secure place at night?
Will the bridge be used by anyone else other than yourself?
Do you have any dependents under the age of 18 who will be using the bridge
How many sexual partners have you had?
Have you ever visited anywhere outside of the UK/Ireland?
What’s your favourite colour?

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@trev33 said
Looking for a loan to buy a bridge, will pay you back in half yearly installments of 2% of the loan with an apr of -25%, anyone to help a man get a bridge?
Bearing in mind the needs of the 3 Billy-Goats Gruff you could try approaching the EU for funding?

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@trev33 said
Yeah and im too lazy to build a new one.
we have an old one here in Middlesbrough called the Transporter if you can dismantle it and ship it its yours.

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@badradger said
we have an old one here in Middlesbrough called the Transporter if you can dismantle it and ship it its yours.
Don't tell him its broken.

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@the-gravedigger said
Don't tell him its broken.
Damn!!!!

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@trev33 said
Looking for a loan to buy a bridge, will pay you back in half yearly installments of 2% of the loan with an apr of -25%, anyone to help a man get a bridge?
Tunnels are better and you get to charge a toll like the living on Wirral tax. 🙄

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@mercury said
How much do you need to borrow?
What is the bridge made of?
Is it new-build or grade listed?
Will the bridge be used for commercial purposes?
Will the bridge be kept in a secure place at night?
Will the bridge be used by anyone else other than yourself?
Do you have any dependents under the age of 18 who will be using the bridge
How many sexual partners have you had?
Have you ever visited anywhere outside of the UK/Ireland?
What’s your favourite colour?
I’d say about 4 million Colombian pesos should cover it.
It’s made of old shoes.
New build
Used for illegal drug trafficking
No one dares go where the bridge is being built
No
No
About 25
Yes
Purple

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@trev33 said
Looking for a loan to buy a bridge, will pay you back in half yearly installments of 2% of the loan with an apr of -25%, anyone to help a man get a bridge?
Put toll booths on both sides, it will pay for itself

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@trev33 said
Looking for a loan to buy a bridge, will pay you back in half yearly installments of 2% of the loan with an apr of -25%, anyone to help a man get a bridge?
This sounds a lot like our game...long and drawn out.🤔