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dottewell

General

29 Sep 05 18:47

zakkwylder

Mouth for war

Burlington, KY

Joined: 10 Jan 04
Moves: 60789

30 Sep 05 00:48

Meow Mix

Paxter doesn't really like it, we just pay him to say he does.

sonhouse

Fast and Curious

slatington, pa, usa

Joined: 28 Dec 04
Moves: 53419

30 Sep 05 00:51

Originally posted by dottewell
You mean not only did someone beat me to it, but that person was Dudley Moore?

I guess I'll just have to go for my second choice of new job - lapdancer.

Just don't injure their laps...

gambit05

Mad Murdock

I forgot

Joined: 05 May 05
Moves: 20526

30 Sep 05 08:41

Originally posted by Bowmann
...continually.

Are you an English teacher?
I think both "continually" and "continuously" are correct, but of course I could be wrong; I am not an English teacher.

Starrman

Joined: 19 Nov 03
Moves: 31382

30 Sep 05 08:49

Coke - Who needs to brush their teeth? With Coca-Cola, you can just burn the top layer of enamel off, leaving them fresh and free of bacteria.

Chakan

Oro!

Fear The Cow

Joined: 23 Nov 01
Moves: 34289

30 Sep 05 08:53

McDonalds - you know its not food, we know its not food. Yet you keep buying our crap so we`ll keep selling it.

Natural Science

blunderer of pawns

Rhode (not an)Island

Joined: 17 Apr 04
Moves: 24785

30 Sep 05 09:42

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas: Hey, if it's gotten the attention of the Moral Majority and Hilary Clinton, it must be good.

Trojan Condoms: These are proven to be effective birth control 97% of the time. So if you've used our condoms successfully more than 33 times, you're due, buddy.

angie88

omnipresent

Joined: 29 Oct 04
Moves: 20009

30 Sep 05 11:05

Originally posted by Bowmann
...continually.

Both are possible. But because it was my sentence in the first place, I'm right and you're wrong, so ha!

ivangrice

Deracinated

Sydney

Joined: 29 Jan 04
Moves: 103056

30 Sep 05 11:23

Originally posted by angie88
Both are possible. But because it was my sentence in the first place, I'm right and you're wrong, so ha!

Continually would be one long fart. Continuously would be a succession of discrete farts. Angie - which is it?

Starrman

Joined: 19 Nov 03
Moves: 31382

30 Sep 05 11:41

British Army - We take thugs, chavs, morons and those with assorted violent personality disorders, give them guns and teach them to kill. If you want to turn the skills you'd normally put to use on your local council estate to good use, join the army and take it out on some other poor b@stard's country instead. We'll even pay you more than jobseekers allowance.

dottewell

Joined: 12 Jun 05
Moves: 14671

30 Sep 05 12:03

Originally posted by Starrman
British Army - We take thugs, chavs, morons and those with assorted violent personality disorders, give them guns and teach them to kill. If you want to turn the skills you'd normally put to use on your local council estate to good use, join the army and take it out on some other poor b@stard's country instead. We'll even pay you more than jobseekers allowance.

Now that's what I was talking about. If it wasn't for Dudley Moore, I'd offer you a partnership.

Varg