Brutally honest advertising

I have decided to jack in my current job and go into the soulless sharkpool that is advertising.

My big idea will be brutally honest advertising.

I know, I know - people who have slagged off their products before have suffered the consequences. But this is the brave new twothousandties! People are ready for this stuff.

I have been "thinking outside the box" and would like to "brainstorm" the following:

- Citroen: You think it will bring a dash of French mystery into your dull life. It won't.

- ASDA/WallMart: They say you get what you pay for. They are right.

- Advanced Hair Studio: Because deep down you know your girlfriend is lying about bald men and could leave at any second.

Originally posted by dottewell
I have decided to jack in my current job and go into the soulless sharkpool that is advertising.

My big idea will be brutally honest advertising.

I know, I know - people who have slagged off their products before have suffered the consequences. But this is the brave new twothousandties! People are ready for this stuff.

I have been "thinking outsi ...[text shortened]... ecause deep down you know your girlfriend is lying about bald men and could leave at any second.

Originally posted by darvlay
Have you ever seen "Crazy People" starring Dudley Moore? If this is what you're into, I'd think you'd like it.

Originally posted by dottewell
You mean not only did someone beat me to it, but that person was Dudley Moore?

Originally posted by dottewell
I have decided to jack in my current job and go into the soulless sharkpool that is advertising.

My big idea will be brutally honest advertising.

I know, I know - people who have slagged off their products before have suffered the consequences. But this is the brave new twothousandties! People are ready for this stuff.

I have been "thinking outsi ...[text shortened]... ecause deep down you know your girlfriend is lying about bald men and could leave at any second.

Some of my favourites from "Crazy People":

AT&T - "Quit bitching - Without us you wouldn't have any damn phones."

Volvo - "Boxy, but good."

Sony - (after a TV ad extolling the virtues of precision japanese labour) "Because Caucasians are just too damn tall."

Originally posted by shavixmir
A fantastic idea!!!

Here's some of mine:

- New Metallica CD promo video: It may look good, but sounds just as crap as ever

- Enlarge your penis: No, that's right. It's your fault. It has nothing to do with your girlfriend being built like the channel tunnel.

- Drink pepsi max, new improved flavour: the aspartam will give you cancer, but wh ...[text shortened]... oe, it's not. It's more like a garlic tasting snog on some cheap see-saw in an overgrown park.

Originally posted by Ravello
You'd better continue talking about shaved balls and hemorroids than about music and italian cars,it suits you better.

Originally posted by Ravello
You'd better continue talking about shaved balls and hemorroids than about music and italian cars,it suits you better.

Originally posted by angie88
well look who's been quietly reading the forums 😉

Originally posted by dottewell
I have decided to jack in my current job and go into the soulless sharkpool that is advertising.

My big idea will be brutally honest advertising.

I know, I know - people who have slagged off their products before have suffered the consequences. But this is the brave new twothousandties! People are ready for this stuff.

I have been "thinking outsi ...[text shortened]... ecause deep down you know your girlfriend is lying about bald men and could leave at any second.

Originally posted by gambit05
Do you make any noise when reading the forums or whatever?

Originally posted by angie88
yes, I fart continuously...🙄

Originally posted by shavixmir
Holy Jesus.
I presume there are certain things I [b]won't be doing down in Germany then...[/b]

Originally posted by angie88
yes, I fart continuously...🙄