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Two I noticed last week at the lights: "Came into this world with nothing.

Still have half of it." and "Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow." Got any?



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Jesus Loves You: everyone else thinks you're an A--hole!

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Originally posted by duecer
Jesus Loves You: everyone else thinks you're an A--hole!
Perhaps not EVERYONE thinks you are, just most! 😛

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Stickers are silly: Lots of silly people stick them on their cars, etc., because they are silly people. I laugh more at the people than the stickers!

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"Don't put my flag on your foreign-built car, even if the corporate offices are in the USA."

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The one that cracks me up the most is 'Baby On Board'.

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Originally posted by avalanchethecat
The one that cracks me up the most is 'Baby On Board'.
I hate that sticker! Like I am going to all-of-a-sudden change my reckless and dangerous driving habits becuase you got a baby in your car. Big deal! As if babies are worth more than the regular human I endanger.

What's worse is when a car has that sticker but the driver is driving like a maniac. Maybe that sticker should go on the inside of the windshield to give yourself a reminder, douchehole.

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Originally posted by darvlay
[b]I hate that sticker! Like I am going to all-of-a-sudden change my reckless and dangerous driving habits becuase you got a baby in your car. Big deal! As if babies are worth more than the regular human I endanger.

b]
You sound like the type of person that would run over a child if it meant saving your own precious hide.

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
You sound like the type of person that would run over a child if it meant saving your own precious hide.
That's slander!

My post was mostly a joke. I am a cautious, capable big city driver. I don't endanger too many lives when I'm behind the wheel. I do however value my life much more than that of a strangers. I'm not ashamed to admit that.

Seriously though, who looks at a Baby on Board thing and goes "Oh Shoot, better not run that guy off the road like I originally intended to!"

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
You sound like the type of person that would run over a child if it meant saving your own precious hide.
[/b]"Ramming Speed"!

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Originally posted by darvlay
That's slander!

My post was mostly a joke. I am a cautious, capable big city driver. I don't endanger too many lives when I'm behind the wheel. I do however value my life much more than that of a strangers. I'm not ashamed to admit that.

Seriously though, who looks at a Baby on Board thing and goes "Oh Shoot, better not run that guy off the road like I originally intended to!"
Your said:
I hate that sticker! Like I am going to all-of-a-sudden change my reckless and dangerous driving habits becuase you got a baby in your car. Big deal! As if babies are worth more than the regular human I endanger.



My reply was a joke!

Too bad you can't take it as one. 😛

As bad as you are I really can't see you hitting a child to avoid your own injury!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
"Ramming Speed"![/b]
🙄

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Your said:
I hate that sticker! Like I am going to all-of-a-sudden change my reckless and dangerous driving habits becuase you got a baby in your car. Big deal! As if babies are worth more than the regular human I endanger.



My reply was a joke!

Too bad you can't take it as one. 😛

As bad as you are I really can't see you hitting a child to avoid your own injury!
Obviously, I knew you were kidding.

I know at this stage that pretty much everything you say is a joke of some sort... Took me a while, but I know now...

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Your said:
I hate that sticker! Like I am going to all-of-a-sudden change my reckless and dangerous driving habits becuase you got a baby in your car. Big deal! As if babies are worth more than the regular human I endanger.



My reply was a joke!

Too bad you can't take it as one. 😛

As bad as you are I really can't see you hitting a child to avoid your own injury!
How about putting a bumper sticker on your vehicle that says "Red Hot Pawn's #1 Troll on Board," and see how many laughs you get!

I was just joking. You're a great guy.