Bumperstickers!

you just have to accept that some days your the bird and some days your the statue

Cowgirl Foreplay: "Get in the truck, A_ _ _ _ _ _!!!

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The liver is evil and must be punished!

Originally posted by eagles54
Cowgirl Foreplay: "Get in the truck, A_ _ _ _ _ _!!!

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Partnership for an Idiot-Free America

Pokes badgers with Spoons

Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me.....

Runs with Scissors

I can muck out 30 stalls before breakfast. What can you do?

WHEN GOD INVENTED MAN SHE WAS ONLY JOKING

IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU'RE TOO F***ING CLOSE

MY FRIENDS WENT TO NEW YORK AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS F***ING STICKER

NO HAND SIGNALS - TOO BUSY APPLYING MAKE-UP

My dog is smarter than your honor student.

Husband and Dog missing....Reward for dog.

Dog is love.

Dog Taxi.

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me!