Bumperstickers!

Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.🙄

Keep honking - I'm just reloading!

I am tempted to print up my own bumper sticker saying THEREFORE MISCARRIAGES NEVER HAPPEN, as a response to all those bumper stickers saying GOD IS PRO-LIFE.

Bumperstickers for women:
http://www.flowgo.com/funpages/view.cfm/5067

the old favourite:

a$$, grass or cash - nodoby rides for free!

Originally posted by Remora91
Bumperstickers for women:
http://www.flowgo.com/funpages/view.cfm/5067

Don't like my driving? Get of the f***ing footpath!

Jesus is coming...and boy is he pissed!

Grow your own dope...plant a man! (with apologies)

Some days you're the dog. Some days you're the hydrant.

Freedom and Justice for All. Offer not available in some areas.

Originally posted by Nilfisk
Jesus is coming...and boy is he pissed!

Mine is not an actual bumper sticker, it is on my rear windshield but I think it counts. I had it custom made: a fish (like the religious christian/catholic one) with a 666 inside.
I get "nice" reactions to that one...

I have one that has a pawn, with gloves, super hero style speedo, a cape, and mask on it. Right next to it it says "PAWN POWER". It's clearly awesome.

George Carlin: "Why don't you get an honest bumper sticker; A$$HOLE AT THE WHEEL!"

"BOYCOTT FRANCE!!"....

I've got a friend who has one of those Darwin ichtus fishes on the back of his car. You know, the religious fish symbol, but it's got legs as well...
Well, he put it on upside down. So I asked him why and he answered: "I just want to piss everyone off."