Bush?

Originally posted by orfeo
Oh great, shatter my theory by introducing a few facts, why don't you. You couldn't just take the compliment and run with it.

I'm still awesome. Just awesome and English.

Originally posted by XanthosNZ
I'm still awesome. Just awesome and English.

I'm sorry, I don't follow. Awesome AND English?

Originally posted by orfeo
I'm sorry, I don't follow. Awesome AND English?

We are a rare breed of englishmen. To make it worse (better?) I have good teeth as well.

Originally posted by XanthosNZ
We are a rare breed of englishmen. To make it worse (better?) I have good teeth as well.

I'm surprised they didn't stop you at the border and force you to become breeding stock, forever imprisoned in a laboratory somewhere near Milton Keynes.

Originally posted by orfeo
I'm surprised they didn't stop you at the border and force you to become breeding stock, forever imprisoned in a laboratory somewhere near Milton Keynes.

I snuck out of the country disguised as a mexican traffic cone.

Originally posted by XanthosNZ
I snuck out of the country disguised as a mexican traffic cone.

What made it Mexican, exactly? And weren't they suspicious that a Mexican traffic cone was travelling to New Zealand, or did you take the long route?

Originally posted by orfeo
What made it Mexican, exactly? And weren't they suspicious that a Mexican traffic cone was travelling to New Zealand, or did you take the long route?

It's all about the hat. No one questions a traffic cone with a sombero.

Originally posted by XanthosNZ
It's all about the hat. No one questions a traffic cone with a sombero.

Do you mind terribly if I use that line completely out of context on another website? The idea of totally baffling anyone who comes across it is appealing to me rather strongly at the moment.

In return, I will offer you the use of:

"There was a frog, and then everything went blank."

This is a genuine, original line I used in an online chat a few months ago.

Originally posted by orfeo
Do you mind terribly if I use that line completely out of context on another website? The idea of totally baffling anyone who comes across it is appealing to me rather strongly at the moment.

In return, I will offer you the use of:

"There was a frog, and then everything went blank."

This is a genuine, original line I used in an online chat a few months ago.

I'm sure that's a line from a Tom Holt book.

Originally posted by XanthosNZ
I'm sure that's a line from a Tom Holt book.

Who the hell is Tom Holt?

Oh wait, Google tells me he's English. No information about the status of his teeth though.

Reads a lot like Terry Pratchett at first glance.

Originally posted by orfeo
Who the hell is Tom Holt?

Oh wait, Google tells me he's English. No information about the status of his teeth though.

Reads a lot like Terry Pratchett at first glance.

Actually I believe the line is in his very dry and boring treatise on the ethics of cloning for personal gain.
It didn't sell well.

Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Actually I believe the line is in his very dry and boring treatise on the ethics of cloning for personal gain.
It didn't sell well.

Wait, does this mean there's money to be made from frogs?

While I'm here... there seems to be a certain amphibious convergence developing between threads.

I'm vaguely aware this thread was originally about something else.

Oh, that's right.

Dummass.

Originally posted by orfeo
Wait, does this mean there's money to be made from frogs?

While I'm here... there seems to be a certain amphibious convergence developing between threads.

I'm vaguely aware this thread was originally about something else.

Oh, that's right.

Dummass.

We should make a supercomputer out of frogs.

Originally posted by XanthosNZ
We should make a supercomputer out of frogs.

Keeping it at the right temperature would be the biggest challenge, I imagine.

Originally posted by orfeo
Keeping it at the right temperature would be the biggest challenge, I imagine.

RECUSE PUMP ROT obviously.