Originally posted by darvlay'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
This whole thread is dumm.
Originally posted by XanthosNZWhat?
'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled ...[text shortened]... al coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
Originally posted by orfeoThey're all crazy drunken sheep shaggers. Something to do with the magnetic field of the Earth and penguin migration patterns disrupting the firing of the average NZ's frontal lobe synapses. I've actually seen the bastards knock down apartment walls to make more room for a party. A family friend once ran over a bunch of sheep in the road and his explanation was that he thought they were a low morning fog and was very surprised when his truck didn't pass right through them.
Why is it that New Zealanders always have the most wicked sense of humour? Discuss, in 5000 words or less.