18 Jan 10
concept: manufacturing raspberry sorbet, and marketing same using adaptation of Prince song 'Raspberry Beret'.
your contribution:
(1) venture capital;
(2) management expertise;
(3) relatives / friends / anyone who will work cheap
(4) big refrigerator, or storage facility in arctic climate.
my contribution:
(1) concept (see above);
(2) vision;
(3) ideas;
(4) feng shui arrangement of office plants and furniture.
PM me if interested. you'll need to be able to provide proof of experience running a large multinational corporation, evidence of financial capability to bankroll the operation, and a picture of your cold storage facility - preferably featuring a topless model with headlights on full beam.
18 Jan 10
Originally posted by Blackamp@4:
(4) feng shui arrangement of office plants and furniture.
I represent a group of people whose chosen form of self-expression is to imitate office plants (and, in the more advanced cases, furniture). Is that something you could work with?
- What's so funny about a headless body in a topless bar?
18 Jan 10
Originally posted by Bosse de Nagedefinitely, so long as you can manage your own feng shui arrangements. that will free up my time, allowing me to dedicate myself to the important task of telephone sanitisation.
@4:
I represent a group of people whose chosen form of self-expression is to imitate office plants (and, in the more advanced cases, furniture). Is that something you could work with?
18 Jan 10
Originally posted by BlackampSince you are unaware cars have difficulty turning on let alone having head lights on full beam in the cold.
concept: manufacturing raspberry sorbet, and marketing same using adaptation of Prince song 'Raspberry Beret'.
your contribution:
(1) venture capital;
(2) management expertise;
(3) relatives / friends / anyone who will work cheap
(4) big refrigerator, or storage facility in arctic climate.
my contribution:
(1) concept (see above);
(2) vis ...[text shortened]... ur cold storage facility - preferably featuring a topless model with headlights on full beam.
Anyway I think there already is rasberry sorbet, sorry.
18 Jan 10
Originally posted by yo its meSince you are unaware cars have difficulty turning on let alone having head lights on full beam in the cold.
Since you are unaware cars have difficulty turning on let alone having head lights on full beam in the cold.
Anyway I think there already is rasberry sorbet, sorry.
please ask an adult to explain this phrase to you: "a topless model with headlights on full beam".
Anyway I think there already is rasberry [sic] sorbet, sorry.
that's like saying to a guy who is thinking of opening a bakery "Anyway I think there already is bread, sorry".
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18 Jan 10
Originally posted by Blackampđ”
[b]Since you are unaware cars have difficulty turning on let alone having head lights on full beam in the cold.
please ask an adult to explain this phrase to you: "a topless model with headlights on full beam".
Anyway I think there already is rasberry [sic] sorbet, sorry.
that's like saying to a guy who is thinking of opening a bakery "Anyway I think there already is bread, sorry".[/b]
18 Jan 10
Originally posted by BlackampI'm happy to handle the feng shui side of things, but I'm concerned that the potplants might start breeding with the furniture.
definitely, so long as you can manage your own feng shui arrangements. that will free up my time, allowing me to dedicate myself to the important task of telephone sanitisation.
What is your philosophy of telephone sanitisation? Bullet points, please, I'm very busy.
18 Jan 10
Originally posted by Blackamp(1) I have about 3 Thai baht of capital to invest in this project.
concept: manufacturing raspberry sorbet, and marketing same using adaptation of Prince song 'Raspberry Beret'.
your contribution:
(1) venture capital;
(2) management expertise;
(3) relatives / friends / anyone who will work cheap
(4) big refrigerator, or storage facility in arctic climate.
(2) I have 20 years of experience as a MD of a multi-national. Contact is available at www.technicondesign.com via my MD who works for a non-taxable executive Director - otherwise known as MikeL.
(3) I would be lent to tend to open a factory in Laos, where I have many contacts who might be persuaded to work for 0.001 baht (Thai) per week.
(4) Unfortunately the climate here is not of arctic persuasion. You may have to layout approximately 14.4 million baht (Thai) for a big fridge, as it tends to get hot quite often.
If we can meet the above requirements the I would say we have a good venture.
Kind Regards,
Pompom nickanoteoradolla ifukan.
18 Jan 10
Originally posted by Blackamp@3
concept: manufacturing raspberry sorbet, and marketing same using adaptation of Prince song 'Raspberry Beret'.
your contribution:
(1) venture capital;
(2) management expertise;
(3) relatives / friends / anyone who will work cheap
(4) big refrigerator, or storage facility in arctic climate.
my contribution:
(1) concept (see above);
(2) vis ...[text shortened]... ur cold storage facility - preferably featuring a topless model with headlights on full beam.
I have a Hispanic contact who assures me he can get unlimited cheap labor. They are however, all midgets - hope this won't be a problem?
18 Jan 10
Originally posted by divegeesterMidgets are like rational numbers -- they are 'dense'.
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I have a Hispanic contact who assures me he can get unlimited cheap labor. They are however, all midgets - hope this won't be a problem?
19 Jan 10
Originally posted by Bosse de Nageeverything you (and Mikelom) need to know about the vital (useless) art of telephone sanitisation is contained in one of the Hitch Hiker's Guide books, but i can't remember which one.
I'm happy to handle the feng shui side of things, but I'm concerned that the potplants might start breeding with the furniture.
What is your philosophy of telephone sanitisation? Bullet points, please, I'm very busy.
19 Jan 10
Originally posted by divegeesterbrilliant! i'm ordering in some midget cubicles, midget suits and midget PCs for the office-worker types, midget boiler suits for the QAs, and midget overalls for the factory floor workers. they'll look adorable.
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I have a Hispanic contact who assures me he can get unlimited cheap labor. They are however, all midgets - hope this won't be a problem?