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If you ever agreed with anyone on any topic you belong in here! This group will help you become your own person and not just some sheep with a fondness for bandwagons. Not to mention, it will also save you money on all that fancy-flavoured mouth wash. Free refreshments will be provided for all members.

Among other things, we shall practice how to say "I disagree", I know the word will feel weird on your tongue at first, seeing as you never actually had to use it, but I promise it will get easier with some practice. We will also look at how to spot signs of early onset of butt-kissing-itis. Signs include, but are not limited to:

-saying "well said"
-rec'ing a post
-general kindness towards a particular individual

If you have experienced any of these signs the first step is admitting you have a problem. There is no such thing as being of a similar mind on a topic, or giving an innocent complement. If you back someone up or tell them something nice, you are kissing their butt! Just admit your brown-nosing ways, go on...it will make you feel better. It will make us feel better. It will make the RHP community better as a whole.

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I'll begin, shall I?

Hi, my name is Raven and I have not kissed butt in two whole days. I remember the first time I sucked up to someone. It was a mod. His super-mod powers drew me to him like a fly to a corpse. Little did I know it would become just so darn addictive. As soon as I started kissing butt I could feel some of his powers start to rub of on me...every positive response propelled me to suck up further in new and creative ways...the feeling of empowerment just kept on growing inside me with every flattery I constructed...it felt sooo good...

Oh God, I think I'm about to have a relapse.

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I digsar... grisadee... dasigree... whatever... with everything anyone has said or is going to say in this thread.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I digsar... grisadee... dasigree... whatever... with everything anyone has said or is going to say in this thread.
Well said!

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If Theres Hell Below

We're All Gonna Go!

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Originally posted by Raven69
If you ever agreed with anyone on any topic you belong in here! This group will help you become your own person and not just some sheep with a fondness for bandwagons. Not to mention, it will also save you money on all that fancy-flavoured mouth wash. Free refreshments will be provided for all members.

Among other things, we shall practice how to say "I d ...[text shortened]... feel better. It will make us feel better. It will make the RHP community better as a whole.
well said!

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I digsar... grisadee... dasigree... whatever... with everything anyone has said or is going to say in this thread.
Admirable effort, keep trying...you'll get it eventually.

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Originally posted by Raven69
Admirable effort
Butt kisser!

divegeester
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Hi errr, my name is divegeester, but that's probably irrelevant, errr, I used to be…or rather I think I know someone, a friend actually, who may have err…kissed a butt….once….

What advice would the group have for …….them?

HandyAndy
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Originally posted by Nordlys
Well said!
Aptly expressed!

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Group motto - If you are going to say something nice, don't say anything at all.

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Originally posted by Raven69
Group motto - If you are going to say something nice, don't say anything at all.
You only said that to impress your clique.

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Darn and I thought this thread was about analingus.
what fun is it reading bout whining suckups.

Grampy Bobby
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Originally posted by Raven69
If you ever agreed with anyone on any topic you belong in here! This group will help you become your own person and not just some sheep with a fondness for bandwagons. Not to mention, it will also save you money on all that fancy-flavoured mouth wash. Free refreshments will be provided for all members.

Among other things, we shall practice how to say "I d ...[text shortened]... feel better. It will make us feel better. It will make the RHP community better as a whole.
TERTIUM QUID BELL SHAPED CURVE...




*Butt Kissing Political Power Seeking, Insecure Plug Ugly Minority (at -3 sigma), who are bent on preying on the *Non-Political, Salt of The

Earth/Weaker Willed Uncertain Majority and the *Strong Willed Principled Minority (at +3 sigma) who agree/disagree pleasantly yet firmly.




(-3 sigma) Strong Willed Pandering Minority ----------- Weaker Willed Uncertain Majority ---------- Strong Willed Resistant Minority (+3 sigma).




My considered view of the world at large, of organizations, the RHP General Forum and the speculations advanced in this entertaining thread.



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Originally posted by Raven69
If you ever agreed with anyone on any topic you belong in here! This group will help you become your own person and not just some sheep with a fondness for bandwagons. Not to mention, it will also save you money on all that fancy-flavoured mouth wash. Free refreshments will be provided for all members.

Among other things, we shall practice how to say "I d ...[text shortened]... feel better. It will make us feel better. It will make the RHP community better as a whole.
Hear here
Rec'd
I totally agree 😀
I won't come in second in an ass kissing contest.
*Gets Super Glue*

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Originally posted by Raven69
If you ever agreed with anyone on any topic you belong in here! This group will help you become your own person and not just some sheep with a fondness for bandwagons. Not to mention, it will also save you money on all that fancy-flavoured mouth wash. Free refreshments will be provided for all members.

Among other things, we shall practice how to say "I d feel better. It will make us feel better. It will make the RHP community better as a whole.

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