Originally posted by PhlabibitYou are a sick puppy.
Cake: Italian Leather Sofa.
She doesn't care
whether or not he's an island.
She doesn't care,
just as long as his ship's coming in.
She doesn't care
whether or not he's an island (oh no).
They laugh, they make money,
he's got a gold watch,
she's got a silk dress
and healthy breasts
that bounce
on his Italian leather sofa.
She doe ...[text shortened]... tch,
she's got a silk dress,
and healthy breasts
that bounce
on his Italian leather sofa
Originally posted by VandalizerI just emailed Cake the band... and they are willing to lick cake off your woman for you... if you are too lazy.
Typical!
Just like I was saying before.
You smear some cake over a woman's body, and she expects YOU to lick it off!!
You'd think she'd do the decent thing and get her best friend to come over and do it. Or her twin sister maybe.
Men just have to do EVERYTHING in this world.
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Originally posted by PhlabibitMate, I don't like their chances!!
I just emailed Cake the band... and they are willing to lick cake off your woman for you... if you are too lazy.
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If cake goes anywhere NEAR her, you can kiss it goodbye before you've tucked your napkin in.
Well, that's a slight exaggeration. You can only DREAM of kissing it, before it's disappeared down her chops.
Still, I am a lazy sod, no question. Perhaps if they would pop round they'd be nice enough to have sex with her for me while they're there, 😉
Originally posted by DualSpaceThis all depends.
have sex first. then get a turtles chocolate out for after sex dopamine action. then you'll get horny for sex again! 😛
If you're talking about space cake, I suggest you eat it 2 hours before having sex.
Anyone who has will know what I'm on about 😉
i wonder if there is really much difference between cake and sex. only having experienced one of the two (can you believe my parents never let me try cake?! 😉) i can only give my logical reasoning, but still, the resemblence is clear:
they both involve -
rounded soft subjects, usulay with a tender center that is only reached after some serious nibbling.
a warm feeling spreading out from your head to the tip of your toes.
a lot of sticky stuff plastered everywhere (well, when you do it right 😉)
and when you know your going to have it you just cant wait for it...a need, an urge drives you, more, more, MORE!
and it usually leaves you satisfied but looking forward to the next piece 🙂