A man came home from work one day and his wife asked
him to fix the toilet. The man says "who do i look like the plumber?" and never fixed it....
The man comes home the next day and his wife asks him to fix the garbage disposal. The man says "who do i look like a blad specialist?" and never fixed it....
The man comes home the next day and his wife asks him to fix the refrigerator. The man says "who do i look like the maytag repair man?" and never fixed it....
A man comes home the next day and his wife told him she hired someone to fix the fridge, someone to fix the garbage disposal, and someone to fix the toilet. The man asks his wife "how much did it cost?" His wife says "i had to either bake them a cake or have sex with them." The man asks his wife "what kinda cake did you bake them?" the wife says "who do i look like Betty Crocker?"
bambee
😛😛😛😛🙄🙄😀😛
I'd choose sex but I'd be thinking about the cake the whole time........ *sigh* 😞
Now, if you could combine the two, and have sex while eating cake, then that'd work..... or you could just rule out the girl all together and then it'd just be you and the cake, which I saw work in this one movie.....................................................................
Meh. I don't like this question.
-Kev
The end of this story is hardly surprising, is it?
I mean, if the guy's wife is too lazy to fix the toilet, garbage disposal and fridge, then the slacking cow is hardly going to bake a cake now, is she?
On the other hand, have you seen what tradesmen charge these days??
A wife like that could be bloody handy!
Cake: Italian Leather Sofa.
She doesn't care
whether or not he's an island.
She doesn't care,
just as long as his ship's coming in.
She doesn't care
whether or not he's an island (oh no).
They laugh, they make money,
he's got a gold watch,
she's got a silk dress
and healthy breasts
that bounce
on his Italian leather sofa.
She doesn't care
whether or not he's a good man.
She doesn't care,
just as long as she still has her friends.
She doesn't care
whether or not he's an island.
They laugh, they make money,
he's got a gold watch,
she's got a silk dress,
and healthy breasts
that bounce
on his Italian leather sofa
She's got a serrated edge
that she moves back and forth.
It's such a simple machine,
she doesn't have to use force.
When she gets what she wants,
she puts the rest on a tray
in a Ziploc bag..
...in the freezer.
(ohh no)
She doesn't care
whether or not he's an island.
She doesn't care,
just as long as his ship's coming in.
(all right, here it comes, here it comes)
She doesn't care
whether or not he's an island.
They laugh, they make money,
he's got a gold watch,
she's got a silk dress,
and healthy breasts
that bounce
on his Italian leather sofa