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  1. Standard memberSeitse
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    12 May '16 09:20
    I'm running a survey on how fresh your breath is after
    having an Altoids.

    [ __ ] Blown away fresh!
    [ __ ] Fresh alright
    [ __ ] Meh
    [ __ ] My breath still reeks of napalm
    [ __ ] Call the paramedics!

    Thanks.
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    12 May '16 10:28
    Originally posted by Seitse
    I'm running a survey on how fresh your breath is after
    having an Altoids.

    [ __ ] Blown away fresh!
    [ __ ] Fresh alright
    [ __ ] Meh
    [ __ ] My breath still reeks of napalm
    [ __ ] Call the paramedics!

    Thanks.
    I don't use altoids.
  3. Unknown Territories
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    12 May '16 12:59
    Originally posted by Seitse
    I'm running a survey on how fresh your breath is after
    having an Altoids.

    [ __ ] Blown away fresh!
    [ __ ] Fresh alright
    [ __ ] Meh
    [ __ ] My breath still reeks of napalm
    [ __ ] Call the paramedics!

    Thanks.
    Your survey is flawed: without including the flavor field, your results will be misleading and inaccurate.

    For instance, when I ingest Aparagus Altoids I note a distinct uptick in overall freshness in comparison to Baby Poo Altoids, which themselves are an upgrade to Melted Wax Altoids.

    I think you need to sharpen your Scooby Doo pencil and try again.
  4. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    12 May '16 13:31
    Originally posted by josephw
    I don't use altoids.
    And people can tell!
  5. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    12 May '16 13:32
    Originally posted by FreakyKBH
    Baby Poo Altoids
    I did not want to believe the rumors, b-but...
  6. Mar-a-Lago
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    12 May '16 14:19
    Consumed half a tin after drinking 4/5 of a bottle of tequila.
    Cops still busted me when I drove to the store to buy beer.
  7. Unknown Territories
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    12 May '16 15:12
    Originally posted by Captain Strange
    Consumed half a tin after drinking 4/5 of a bottle of tequila.
    Cops still busted me when I drove to the store to buy beer.
    Idiot.
    You grabbed the Stale Beer Altoids!
  8. Unknown Territories
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    12 May '16 15:13
    Originally posted by Seitse
    I did not want to believe the rumors, b-but...
    They weren't mine.
    Really.
    A friend gave them to me.
    I didn't even know what they were.
    Seriously.
  9. Mar-a-Lago
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    12 May '16 15:45
    Originally posted by FreakyKBH
    Idiot.
    You grabbed the Stale Beer Altoids!
    Darn, shudda taken advice from the NASA scientist we got on here.
  10. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    12 May '16 15:50
    Any of you knows when will the Callous Feet Scent Altoids will be out in the market?
  11. Subscriberrookie54
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    12 May '16 16:09
    Originally posted by Seitse
    thanks
    these are not the toids yer looking for...
  12. Unknown Territories
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    12 May '16 17:07
    Originally posted by Captain Strange
    Darn, shudda taken advice from the NASA scientist we got on here.
    You do not want to go round and round with me on this one.
  13. Unknown Territories
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    12 May '16 17:10
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Any of you knows when will the Callous Feet Scent Altoids will be out in the market?
    I'm holding out for the Prince Albert Altoids.

    You know, so we can keep that one going for another leg...

    Giggling Pubescent Idiot: "Do you have Prince Albert in a tin?"
    Merchant: "Yes we do."
    Temporarily Stunned Pubescent Idiot: "He does! What do I say?"
  14. Mar-a-Lago
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    12 May '16 19:30
    Originally posted by FreakyKBH
    You do not want to go round and round with me on this one.
    I am with you Dude
  15. Unknown Territories
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    12 May '16 21:13
    Originally posted by Captain Strange
    I am with you Dude
    The Dude abides, my friend.
    The Dude abides.
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