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Seitse

Doug Stanhope

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12 May 16

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

12 May 16

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I'm running a survey on how fresh your breath is after
having an Altoids.

[ __ ] Blown away fresh!
[ __ ] Fresh alright
[ __ ] Meh
[ __ ] My breath still reeks of napalm
[ __ ] Call the paramedics!

Thanks.

josephw

A fun title

Scoffer Mocker

Joined: 27 Sep 06
Moves: 9958

12 May 16

Originally posted by Seitse
I'm running a survey on how fresh your breath is after
having an Altoids.

[ __ ] Blown away fresh!
[ __ ] Fresh alright
[ __ ] Meh
[ __ ] My breath still reeks of napalm
[ __ ] Call the paramedics!

Thanks.

I don't use altoids.

FreakyKBH

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Joined: 05 Dec 05
Moves: 20408

12 May 16

-1

Originally posted by Seitse
I'm running a survey on how fresh your breath is after
having an Altoids.

[ __ ] Blown away fresh!
[ __ ] Fresh alright
[ __ ] Meh
[ __ ] My breath still reeks of napalm
[ __ ] Call the paramedics!

Thanks.

Your survey is flawed: without including the flavor field, your results will be misleading and inaccurate.

For instance, when I ingest Aparagus Altoids I note a distinct uptick in overall freshness in comparison to Baby Poo Altoids, which themselves are an upgrade to Melted Wax Altoids.

I think you need to sharpen your Scooby Doo pencil and try again.

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

12 May 16

Originally posted by josephw
I don't use altoids.

And people can tell!

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

12 May 16

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Baby Poo Altoids

I did not want to believe the rumors, b-but...

Captain Strange

Mar-a-Lago

Joined: 02 Aug 11
Moves: 8962

12 May 16

Consumed half a tin after drinking 4/5 of a bottle of tequila.
Cops still busted me when I drove to the store to buy beer.

FreakyKBH

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Joined: 05 Dec 05
Moves: 20408

12 May 16

Originally posted by Captain Strange
Consumed half a tin after drinking 4/5 of a bottle of tequila.
Cops still busted me when I drove to the store to buy beer.

Idiot.
You grabbed the Stale Beer Altoids!

FreakyKBH

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Joined: 05 Dec 05
Moves: 20408

12 May 16

Originally posted by Seitse
I did not want to believe the rumors, b-but...

They weren't mine.
Really.
A friend gave them to me.
I didn't even know what they were.
Seriously.

Captain Strange

Mar-a-Lago

Joined: 02 Aug 11
Moves: 8962

12 May 16

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Idiot.
You grabbed the Stale Beer Altoids!

Darn, shudda taken advice from the NASA scientist we got on here.

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

12 May 16

Any of you knows when will the Callous Feet Scent Altoids will be out in the market?

rookie54

free tazer tickles..

wildly content...

Joined: 09 Mar 08
Moves: 205586

12 May 16

Originally posted by Seitse
thanks

these are not the toids yer looking for...

FreakyKBH

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Joined: 05 Dec 05
Moves: 20408

12 May 16

Originally posted by Captain Strange
Darn, shudda taken advice from the NASA scientist we got on here.

You do not want to go round and round with me on this one.

FreakyKBH

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Joined: 05 Dec 05
Moves: 20408

12 May 16

Originally posted by Seitse
Any of you knows when will the Callous Feet Scent Altoids will be out in the market?

I'm holding out for the Prince Albert Altoids.

You know, so we can keep that one going for another leg...

Giggling Pubescent Idiot: "Do you have Prince Albert in a tin?"
Merchant: "Yes we do."
Temporarily Stunned Pubescent Idiot: "He does! What do I say?"

Captain Strange

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Joined: 02 Aug 11
Moves: 8962

12 May 16

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
You do not want to go round and round with me on this one.

I am with you Dude

FreakyKBH

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Moves: 20408

12 May 16

Originally posted by Captain Strange
I am with you Dude

The Dude abides, my friend.
The Dude abides.