Calling Altoids Users - would you like to help ...

I'm running a survey on how fresh your breath is after
having an Altoids.

[ __ ] Blown away fresh!
[ __ ] Fresh alright
[ __ ] Meh
[ __ ] My breath still reeks of napalm
[ __ ] Call the paramedics!

Thanks.

Originally posted by Seitse
I'm running a survey on how fresh your breath is after
having an Altoids.

[ __ ] Blown away fresh!
[ __ ] Fresh alright
[ __ ] Meh
[ __ ] My breath still reeks of napalm
[ __ ] Call the paramedics!

Thanks.

I don't use altoids.

Originally posted by Seitse
I'm running a survey on how fresh your breath is after
having an Altoids.

[ __ ] Blown away fresh!
[ __ ] Fresh alright
[ __ ] Meh
[ __ ] My breath still reeks of napalm
[ __ ] Call the paramedics!

Thanks.

Your survey is flawed: without including the flavor field, your results will be misleading and inaccurate.

For instance, when I ingest Aparagus Altoids I note a distinct uptick in overall freshness in comparison to Baby Poo Altoids, which themselves are an upgrade to Melted Wax Altoids.

I think you need to sharpen your Scooby Doo pencil and try again.

Originally posted by josephw
I don't use altoids.

And people can tell!

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Baby Poo Altoids

I did not want to believe the rumors, b-but...

Consumed half a tin after drinking 4/5 of a bottle of tequila.
Cops still busted me when I drove to the store to buy beer.

Originally posted by Captain Strange
Consumed half a tin after drinking 4/5 of a bottle of tequila.
Cops still busted me when I drove to the store to buy beer.

Idiot.
You grabbed the Stale Beer Altoids!

Originally posted by Seitse
I did not want to believe the rumors, b-but...

They weren't mine.
Really.
A friend gave them to me.
I didn't even know what they were.
Seriously.

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Idiot.
You grabbed the Stale Beer Altoids!

Darn, shudda taken advice from the NASA scientist we got on here.

Any of you knows when will the Callous Feet Scent Altoids will be out in the market?

Originally posted by Seitse
thanks

these are not the toids yer looking for...

Originally posted by Captain Strange
Darn, shudda taken advice from the NASA scientist we got on here.

You do not want to go round and round with me on this one.

Originally posted by Seitse
Any of you knows when will the Callous Feet Scent Altoids will be out in the market?

I'm holding out for the Prince Albert Altoids.

You know, so we can keep that one going for another leg...

Giggling Pubescent Idiot: "Do you have Prince Albert in a tin?"
Merchant: "Yes we do."
Temporarily Stunned Pubescent Idiot: "He does! What do I say?"

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
You do not want to go round and round with me on this one.

I am with you Dude

Originally posted by Captain Strange
I am with you Dude

The Dude abides, my friend.
The Dude abides.