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Is there any way a camel could be included with my subscription, at a small extra fee? I think it'd be a nice gift to those who contribute to this site.

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A camel toe might be more enticing.

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Originally posted by ark13
Is there any way a camel could be included with my subscription, at a small extra fee? I think it'd be a nice gift to those who contribute to this site.
Think about the consequences. If people could get a camel with their subscription, it would be an invitation to cheaters who would ask them for advice. We would need camel mods who are trained to recognize typical camel moves. Much too complicated.

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I think ark's camel should be allowed to join, otherwise it might get the hump.

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...i will pay for the camel...can the camel come to my house for sunday tea...

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Originally posted by Siskin
I think ark's camel should be allowed to join, otherwise it might get the hump.
If I understood him correctly, he doesn't have a camel which wants to join, but he wants to get a camel with his subscription.

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There's even a chess piece called a camel!

http://www.chessvariants.org/contests/10/camelandrhino.html

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Originally posted by ark13
Is there any way a camel could be included with my subscription, at a small extra fee? I think it'd be a nice gift to those who contribute to this site.
jeesh, who rec'd that?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Think about the consequences. If people could get a camel with their subscription, it would be an invitation to cheaters who would ask them for advice. We would need camel mods who are trained to recognize typical camel moves. Much too complicated.
The camels could be brainwashed of their chess playing ability before being shipped to subscribers. In this way, any ability the camels might end up with will be derived from the chess player himself, and thus asking them for advice wouldn't be cheating.

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Originally posted by ark13
Is there any way a camel could be included with my subscription, at a small extra fee? I think it'd be a nice gift to those who contribute to this site.
I once told my girlfriend I had sold her to a Tunisian market trader for three camels.

What she didn't know is that if he really had made that offer, I'd have thrown in her mother.

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Originally posted by PocketKings
jeesh, who rec'd that?
ur just gealus!!!!!!!!!! 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

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Originally posted by ark13
Is there any way a camel could be included with my subscription, at a small extra fee? I think it'd be a nice gift to those who contribute to this site.
I hope you are not interested in a camel for its surrogate squeezy lumps... That will be a new low, even for this site.

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i got one with mine

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Originally posted by Aiko
I hope you are not interested in a camel for its surrogate squeezy lumps... That will be a new low, even for this site.
No, I intend to build a camel waterpark. This will feature camel themed rides, ergonomically designed for camels. I need a camel to test the rides for safety. By harnessing the monopoly I'll hold over camel water recreation, I'll be able to buy every poor hedgehog in the world. And of course, every hedgehog and camel that comes under my posession will receive a monocle.