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CARNIVAL in maggot... and my penis

CARNIVAL in maggot... and my penis

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shavixmir
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Hella yeah (to quote Cartman)!

I'm going to carnival. I've been invited to go down and get drunk on a 48 hour binge! It's in a place called Made (in Brabant, the Netherlands) which roughly translates as "Maggot". Well, maybe it doesn't, but it sure spices up the tale a bit...

I'm going dressed as a monk. A Scottish monk!
What's the difference? I hear you ask yourself.
Well, it's in the underpants! hehe

It's not the first time I've dressed up, but usually that's for halloween. Carnival is different. It's, seemingly, a whole culture thing. 48 hours of drinking. I'm gonna die and I'm gonna die drunk and happy.

The last time I dressed up in a frock though, I was dressed up as William Wallace. And years later I had some nasty feedback...

This is what I wrote at the time of the incident:

I do not have a small penis!
My God. The sheer and utter embarrassment I have to suffer!

It's like there's some divine power, with a sole intent and cosmic mission, out there to embarrass me.
I think I'm gonna have to start frequenting churches and things.

My tale of woe actually begins 7 Halloweens ago, the year I first returned to Holland. We decided then that, even though the Dutch don't, we would celebrate Halloween each and every year. That first year I went as William Wallace; kilt, sword (plastic), painted face, the lot!

Since then I've went as:

- Gomez (the dad out of the Addam's family)
- Half Kilt (wearing half a kilt, bandages on my head, arms and legs)
- Roberto Besqualo, the meanest man of all Mexico
- The builder from the village people (but everybody thought I was Bob the builder)

And twice I missed it. I think. I can't remember what the other costumes were anyways. Not that it's important.

One of the funny things at that first Halloween was that a friend of mine came as a thief and his girlfriend as a tiger. And they didn't even realise that together they were a catburglar.

So, I got really drunk and passed out on the couch. What I didn't know was that my kilt was up over my tummy and that I was lying there for everyone to see.
Seemingly, although it has never been proven, photos were taken and they're being held back in case I become famous so that my friends and family can blackmail me. That's the sort of people they are.

This is going somewhere...honestly it is...

Last month I was at a friend's wedding. Drunk obviously.
And I get chatting to this girl. At one point I say: "I'm Mark by the way."
And she answers: "Yes. I know. William Wallace." AND SHE WRIGGLES HER PINKY AT ME!!!

You know? I don't even want to know what that's supposed to mean! I can't remember this girl being at the halloween party!?!

It's a cosmic plot to upset me. There's no other possibility!

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Hella yeah (to quote Cartman)!

I'm going to carnival. I've been invited to go down and get drunk on a 48 hour binge! It's in a place called Made (in Brabant, the Netherlands) which roughly translates as "Maggot". Well, maybe it doesn't, but it sure spices up the tale a bit...

I'm going dressed as a monk. A Scottish monk!
What's the difference? I he ...[text shortened]... s a cosmic plot to upset me. There's no other possibility!
I take it you haven't seen the website....

shavixmir
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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
I take it you haven't seen the website....
That, my friend, is not funny.

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I just put 'mark william wallace' into google image search but didn't find anything.

Would you like me to try again with a magnifying glass?

shavixmir
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Originally posted by Ian68
I just put 'mark william wallace' into google image search but didn't find anything.

Would you like me to try again with a magnifying glass?
That's even less funny...

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Wear underpants this time.

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Originally posted by Ian68
I just put 'mark william wallace' into google image search but didn't find anything.

Would you like me to try again with a magnifying glass?
Try a Google Image search for 10 x 10 pixel pictures 😛

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Hella yeah (to quote Cartman)!

I'm going to carnival. I've been invited to go down and get drunk on a 48 hour binge! It's in a place called Made (in Brabant, the Netherlands) which roughly translates as "Maggot". Well, maybe it doesn't, but it sure spices up the tale a bit...

I'm going dressed as a monk. A Scottish monk!
What's the difference? I he ...[text shortened]... s a cosmic plot to upset me. There's no other possibility!
OMG, LMFAO!


uh, seriously, this was funny...

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Originally posted by SJ247
Wear underpants this time.
solid advice for any occasion...

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Originally posted by Suzianne
OMG, LMFAO!


uh, seriously, this was funny...
What's that kitty doing Suzi?

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Originally posted by SJ247
What's that kitty doing Suzi?
uhh, playing the guitar?

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Originally posted by Suzianne
uhh, playing the guitar?
HAHAHA, I thought there must be another kitty head he's patting...couldn't make it out.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
uhh, playing the guitar?
My kitty thinks your kitty is cute.

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Originally posted by SJ247
HAHAHA, I thought there must be another kitty head he's patting...couldn't make it out.
lol... I know, it might be easier to see if the guitar wasn't red and white with a white cat...

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Originally posted by reader1107
My kitty thinks your kitty is cute.
your kitty has more skillz than my kitty...

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