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Q: What do some posters say, in so many words, when they see something seemingly against the TOS?

A: Verulamium.

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Originally posted by FMF
Q: What do some posters say, in so many words, when they see something seemingly against the TOS?

A: Verulamium.
Q. Where did Cassivellaunus (Celtic chieftain) go for his summer vacations?

A. Three pickled onions and an aardvark.


Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Q. Where did Cassivellaunus (Celtic chieftain) go for his summer vacations?

A. Three pickled onions and an aardvark.
Q: What was David Attenborough's rider when he did Hemel Hempstead Civic Centre in 1982?

A: Easter 1916.

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Originally posted by FMF
Q: What was David Attenborough's rider when he did Hemel Hempstead Civic Centre in 1982?

A: Easter 1916.
Q: When did Robbie last win an argument?

A: The Labradoodle.

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Q: When did Robbie last win an argument?

A: The Labradoodle.
Q. What is the unusual canine breed between a Labrador and a Poodle called?

A. "Children, as persons, are entitled to the greatest respect. Children are given to us as free-flying souls, but then we clip their wings like we domesticate the wild mallard. Children should become the role-models for us, their parents, for they are coated with the spirit from which they came- out of the ether, clean, innocent, brimming with the delight of life, aware of the beauty of the simplest thing; a snail, a bud...." Gerry Spence

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Q. What is the unusual canine breed between a Labrador and a Poodle called?

A. "Children, as persons, are entitled to the greatest respect. Children are given to us as free-flying souls, but then we clip their wings like we domesticate the wild mallard. Children should become the role-models for us, their parents, for they are coated with the spirit ...[text shortened]... the delight of life, aware of the beauty of the simplest thing; a snail, a bud...." Gerry Spence
Q: What might someone who has not taught in an inner-city school in London or Glasgow or Birmingham a day in his or her life come out with at a dinner party?

A: "But why should the public, on this issue, as regards the future of the Royal Navy, believe you, a transient, here-today and, if I may say so, gone-tomorrow politician, rather than a senior officer of many years?"

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