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General Forum

  1. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
    That's Why I Drink
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    18 Apr '16 14:47
    I mean, before there were two choices: felines were
    either beautiful, huge and majestic species in the
    wilderness or in the zoo, or tiny little providers of the
    strings for tennis rackets (Google it).

    Now? Now they're just decorative parasites who, in all
    fairness, don't even like you. Those sleazy bastards.
  2. Standard memberwolfgang59
    Mr. Wolf
    at home
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    18 Apr '16 21:05
    Originally posted by Seitse
    I mean, before there were two choices: felines were
    either beautiful, huge and majestic species in the
    wilderness or in the zoo, or tiny little providers of the
    strings for tennis rackets (Google it).

    Now? Now they're just decorative parasites who, in all
    fairness, don't even like you. Those sleazy bastards.
    Catgut isn't and never has been gut from cats.
    Nice try. 😉
    Pigs and sheep I believe?

    But cats definitely are not what they used to be.
    I blame it on Feline AIDs.
    They all stay in at night now.