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Cats aren't like what they used to be

Cats aren't like what they used to be

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Seitse
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I mean, before there were two choices: felines were
either beautiful, huge and majestic species in the
wilderness or in the zoo, or tiny little providers of the
strings for tennis rackets (Google it).

Now? Now they're just decorative parasites who, in all
fairness, don't even like you. Those sleazy bastards.

wolfgang59
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Originally posted by Seitse
I mean, before there were two choices: felines were
either beautiful, huge and majestic species in the
wilderness or in the zoo, or tiny little providers of the
strings for tennis rackets (Google it).

Now? Now they're just decorative parasites who, in all
fairness, don't even like you. Those sleazy bastards.
Catgut isn't and never has been gut from cats.
Nice try. 😉
Pigs and sheep I believe?

But cats definitely are not what they used to be.
I blame it on Feline AIDs.
They all stay in at night now.

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