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Caught in flagranti, well kinda...

Caught in flagranti, well kinda...

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Yes, you will laugh and say I am stupid. I am, indeed.

A few months ago, I was in apartment with my girlfriend notebook. I was bored so I went on the internet and since she is not all that supportive about certain website with well known acronym (yes it's RHP) I didn't log in there and instead I tried to find other beautful places on the internet. In my case with... er... videos. Two girls playing game and it wasn't football. Now, few months latter, everything was perfect in our relationship, too good to be true. Until yesterday at 3 am when she took a look at internet history and sent me a sms.

The word furious isn't strong enough. She hung up telephone line 10 times by now. Apparently, what I did is a sign that she is not good or interesting enough for me and that I want to be with other girls or at least compensate the fact that she is not enough by browsing through that pages. That's the reason I am looking for girls elsewhere and blah, blah... That's not true but she doesn't even want to hear any explanation from me. She is sooooooooooo mad. What shall I do ?


Boys and girls, delete your browsing history 😞

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Tell her that you watch porn, every once in a while, like 99% of men. Regardless of whether being in a relationship or not.

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Originally posted by ivan2908
What shall I do ?
She caught you looking at porn? Who cares. Tell her to lighten up. All dudes do it.

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Originally posted by darvlay
She caught you looking at porn? Who cares. Tell her to lighten up. All dudes do it.
Didn't help. I told her "find me one boy / man who uses computer only for yahoomail / political news and I will admit I am guilty". She was still angry though. Usually she is very reasonable but maybe the fact I did that on her PC... I don't know. Well I hope all that anger with eventually settle down.

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Why would anyone look at internet history from a few months ago at 3am?

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Originally posted by ivan2908
Usually she is very reasonable but maybe the fact I did that on her PC... I don't know.
Well, you should figure that out.

If it's not because of that and actually because she thinks that watching porn means you're unsatisfied and looking for other girlfriends, you might have a bigger problem on your hands.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Why would anyone look at internet history from a few months ago at 3am?
That's a good question. Apparently it was due to insomnia. Ironically, when I received her sms at half past 3am her insomnia became mine. DIdn' sleep much after that. πŸ˜› I spoke with some friends of mine, they said the same as you two did. Thx, I will use that as an extra argument !


EDIT : here's the strange twist. She don't mind me watching clips with "action" (deliberately avoiding "strong" words to avoid mods to) because it's "situation", you can be interested in exciting situation. But if she finds picture of some actress without bra that apparently worse then "action" because that's apparently sign that I am not interested in action but rather in particular girl. (i. e. Salma Hayek, Jessica Alba etc.)

After hearing that theory, I can only say : πŸ™„ At least she is a bit calmer now.

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You've got it all wrong.

You watch it WITH your girlfriend and then get her to do what they're doing in the video.

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
You've got it all wrong.

You watch it WITH your girlfriend and then get her to do what they're doing in the video.
Been there, done that.


What I notice with girls is that they often have double criteria. She told me once that she was watching something interesting, usually I am slightly jelaus kinda guy, but I didn't mind. It is normal for me, I can't be that repressive, that's just wrong.

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
You've got it all wrong.

You watch it WITH your girlfriend and then get her to do what they're doing in the video.
You know, I tried but she just couldn't hold the cup steady enough.

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In your retina!:D

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Please give links so I can judge the seriousness of the situation:p

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LOL

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Originally posted by ivan2908
Didn't help. I told her "find me one boy / man who uses computer only for yahoomail / political news and I will admit I am guilty". She was still angry though. Usually she is very reasonable but maybe the fact I did that on her PC... I don't know. Well I hope all that anger with eventually settle down.
Don't take that crap. Dump her.

The money you will save will allow you to invest heavily in internet porn subscriptions.

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Originally posted by darvlay
You know, I tried but she just couldn't hold the cup steady enough.
Get a bucket, inherently more stable.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Don't take that crap. Dump her.

The money you will save will allow you to invest heavily in internet porn subscriptions.
Mine are all paper. I've also cleverly stuck the pages together with a sort of homemade glue, so even if she finds a magazine she can't open it without tearing the models a new one!

Pure genius. πŸ™‚

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